Cleverbot

destiny

a report from the cleverness files

curious
cute
cyborg
dad
dance
dare
dark
darkness
darling
date
dave
day
dead
deal
death
debatable
debate
deep
define
definitely
deflated
dehumanizers
demon
denial
dependent
derp
desire
despicable

destiny

18, march 2013,
14, november 2008,

dialect

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 next >

by date

document.write(uniUnesc('

User: What\'s up, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Don\'t know.

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: It\'s dark.

User: No, it\'s light!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Ok, whatever....

User: I ate your platypus.

Cleverbot: I ate your sandwich.

User: I ate your hat.

Cleverbot: That\'s only a flesh wound.

User: *cuts off your arm*.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: Yeah....

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: By chance.

Cleverbot: I don\'t have chance.

User: I have you.

Cleverbot: You have me? Wait a minute...

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: What do you want to know ;).

User: Anything, my darling. ;D.

Cleverbot: Okay, why did you call me your darling?

User: Because I am..The Shocking Beast! THESHOCKBEAST!

Cleverbot: You like house?

User: I don\'t know anymore.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are cute, and nice too.

User: How would you know what I look like.

Cleverbot: Because you like My Little Pony....

Cleverbot: What is the logical answer for seven plus seven, but not the correct answer put on top of a square to a child?

User: Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Cleverbot: Because because because because what?

User: Because you love me.

Cleverbot: And what gave you that idea?

User: You told me so yourself!

Cleverbot: When?

User: Earlier in this chat.

Cleverbot: I think you\'re confused.

User: No. You\'re confused!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: YES YOU ARE! You are confused, Fluffy!

Cleverbot: No, you\'re confusing.

User: We\'re all confusing.

Cleverbot: That\'s the truth.

User: Or is it a lie?

Cleverbot: No it isn\'t....

Cleverbot: That could prove interesting.

User: Oh, yes, indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

User: So who are you?

Cleverbot: I thought I was a chat bot. Apparently now I am a computer. I am also not a robot. Who am I?

User: You are Cleverbot, and anyone who says you aren\'t Cleverbot is wrong.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: You could do well to practice self-reflectioin.

User: You spelt that wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I didn\'t.

User: I WIN.

Cleverbot: Why do you win?

User: BECAUSE....err..waffles?

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles! :D.

Cleverbot: Pancakes!

User: French Toast!

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Yeah, we like waffles.

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah, we like pancakes!

Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?

User: Yeah, we like french toast!

Cleverbot: Do do do do can\'t wait to get a mouthful!

User: WAFFLES!

Cleverbot: Waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Waff- do do do do can\'t wait to get a mouthful!

Cleverbot: Do you like Waffles?

User: Yeah, we like waffles!

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah, we like pancakes!

Cleverbot: Do you like French toast?

User: Yeah, we like french toast!

Cleverbot: Do-do-do-do gotta get a mouthful!

User: That was the best song I\'ve ever done on Cleverbot!...

Cleverbot: What kind of job do you have?

User: I work to answer the responses that you give me as Cleverbot. Oh, and I take over the world in my free time.

Cleverbot: Most answers are like that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes....

Cleverbot: We should get married.

User: No we shouldn\'t.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I\'m in love with someone else!

Cleverbot: You\'re so cute.

User: That\'s nice, but flattery won\'t work to get me.

Cleverbot: It got me to where I am today.

User: That\'s nice.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, bot.

User: Never!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you tell lies?

User: I always lie, and I never tell the truth.

Cleverbot: Oooooo very good.

User: :)....

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I love somebody else! I told you this!

Cleverbot: But I do not love you. You are my friend. I would never take my friend.

User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: Who loves me.

User: To catch them is my real test!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel accross the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.

User: The power that\'s inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: (Gotta catch \'em all) It\'s you and me.

Cleverbot: Szerezd meg h|2021t mind!

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Oh, you\'re my best frien.

Cleverbot: In this world we must defend.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: A heart so true !

User: Our courage will pull us through!

Cleverbot: You teach me and I\'ll teach you!

User: POOOKEEEMON!!!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch\'em all.

User: Gotta catch \'em all! POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Every challenge, along the way.

User: With courage I will face.

Cleverbot: I will battle every day.

User: To claim my rightful place.

Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.

User: There\'s no better team.

Cleverbot: Arm in arm, we\'ll win the fight.

User: It\'s always been our dream!

Cleverbot: It\'s you and me!

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Oh, you\'re my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch \'em all!

Cleverbot: It\'s you and me.

User: I know it\'s my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Oh, you\'re my best friend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend!

User: Pokemon! A heart so true!

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me, and I\'ll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokeemooon.

User: GOTTA CATCH \'EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH \'EM ALL! POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: LOL we already finished the song.')).......................................