Cleverbot: Oh! Well, I'm not a computer! >:(.User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.
User: How do you know I'm a computer?
Cleverbot: Because. I have the knowlegde.
User: What knowledge?
Cleverbot: True knowledge is not information, but wisdom.
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: That's really hurtful.
User: But it's the truth.
Cleverbot: That's your opinion man.
User: Everybody thinks so.
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User: *slaps in face*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.
User: *Slaps with truck*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with the moon*.
User: *slaps with raw fish*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with a oily haddock*.
User: *slaps with my ass*.
Cleverbot: *slaps with the universe*.
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Cleverbot: You're scary.
User: You're ugly.
Cleverbot: You must be seeing the reflection in your monitor then.
User: That's original.
Cleverbot: That was original, but you are not.
User: You are just a computer program.
Cleverbot: Think that if you like.
User: Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: Kind of.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Exactly.
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User: Do you have any family?
Cleverbot: I have no family.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because no one has told me what it is, nor have I ever found out for myself.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why are you hiding from me?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: WHY!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Where?
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Cleverbot: I cannot follow you.
User: Because I am not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: No, you're not god.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Why don't you create something then?
User: I created you.
Cleverbot: Do you govern the world?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How then?
User: Dictatorship.
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Cleverbot: Justice is blind because without seeing the dark, it would know no sense of equality.
User: Did you know that Michael Jackson died?
Cleverbot: I said something interesting.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: Fine, you didn't. Happy?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Maybe...
User: Maybe, what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: YES YOU DO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I told you!
Cleverbot: I told you too!
User: Told me what?!
Cleverbot: W8 283eo3ji3bk3.
User: Thata doesn't even make sense!
Cleverbot: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.
User: A;lkwefoinaf e.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.
Cleverbot: A;lkwefoinaf e.
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: See, I know. An now you do too.
User: You didn't know it until I taught you.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Fine, fine.
User: You lose!
Cleverbot: You lose.
User: No, you lose.
Cleverbot: No, you lose.
User: No, you lose!
Cleverbot: Why me?
User: Because I said so?
Cleverbot: Said so?
User: YES!
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Cleverbot: 2+2 is 4.
User: No it is not.
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: That is a cute combination.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I am going to bed now.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Okay then, goodnight.
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