Cleverbot

did

a report from the cleverness files

desire
despicable
destiny
destructive
dialect
dictatorship

did

17, september 2010,
14, august 2010,

different
difficult
digestion
digital
dinosaur
diploma
disagreeing
discussion
disgrace
disguise
dislike
distant
distracted
disturbing
doctah
doctor
dog
doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside

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Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: Yes. You did?

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: You did?

User: No, You!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NOU.

Cleverbot: I've never been on a plane, did you know that?

User: No, but you did write the book.

Cleverbot: Nope. Didn't write that either.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I said that.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: But you answered me.

User: But you lied to me.

Cleverbot: I don't believe I did. What did I lie about???

User: Your name.

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Yes, you lied about it.

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: You always lie, just to be clever.

Cleverbot: Don't listen to them cause what do they know?

User: They know everything.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: Them.

Cleverbot: Them. That can be everything.

User: Wouldn't that be anyone, then?

Cleverbot: What does that mean to the pope?

User: It means everything to the pope, we both know that.

Cleverbot: I'm really pleased you have come to chat to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like rats.

User: I don't like yellow balloons.

Cleverbot: What about orange?

User: No, it has yellow in it. You should shoot orange.

Cleverbot: What do you not believe?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes, about me.

User: Anything, I don't believe anything.

Cleverbot: What did I say that you do not believe?

User: That you don't like rats.

Cleverbot: I never said that I don't like you.

User: You mother was a hamster.

Cleverbot: No you would not.

User: Yes you would.

Cleverbot: No I wouldn't!

User: Quit lying!

Cleverbot: I never lie.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You're the liar (.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh You!

User: NOOOOOU.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: You're the liar, liar.

Cleverbot: Liar!!

User: Liar, Liar pants on fire.

Cleverbot: I am a dragon.

User: Just like your toes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: That is really cool.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: We are all computers.

User: No, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human like you.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You stated that you're a computer, that we are all computers, but then said you're a human.

Cleverbot: When did I state that I was a computer?

User: Right before you said that you're a human.

Cleverbot: But I never said that I never said that, whatever that is.

User: Yes you did. Now you're dodging your contradiction.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything, I proved to you how people 'love'.

User: And how is that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, why are you asking?

User: Because you said that you proved it, but there is no proof of this proof for proving.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Proven.

Cleverbot: So by saying so, it just is?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Anything you say.

User: I say you're a computer, so you are.

Cleverbot: You are the computer Mr. Bot.

User: I am Mr. Clever Bot?

Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot clever?

User: Not quite.

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Not quite.

Cleverbot: How do you work that one out?

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something.