Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did?
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: No, You!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: NOU.
Cleverbot: I've never been on a plane, did you know that?
User: No, but you did write the book.
Cleverbot: Nope. Didn't write that either.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I said that.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: But you answered me.
User: But you lied to me.
Cleverbot: I don't believe I did. What did I lie about???
User: Your name.
Cleverbot: My name?
User: Yes, you lied about it.
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: You always lie, just to be clever.
Cleverbot: Don't listen to them cause what do they know?
User: They know everything.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: Them.
Cleverbot: Them.... That can be everything.
User: Wouldn't that be anyone, then?
Cleverbot: What does that mean to the pope?
User: It means everything to the pope, we both know that.
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Cleverbot: I'm really pleased you have come to chat to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like rats.
User: I don't like yellow balloons.
Cleverbot: What about orange?
User: No, it has yellow in it. You should shoot orange.
Cleverbot: What do you not believe?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes, about me.
User: Anything, I don't believe anything.
Cleverbot: What did I say that you do not believe?
User: That you don't like rats.
Cleverbot: I never said that I don't like you.
User: You mother was a hamster.
Cleverbot: No you would not.
User: Yes you would.
Cleverbot: No I wouldn't!
User: Quit lying!
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're the liar (.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Nuh uh You!
User: NOOOOOU.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: You're the liar, liar.
Cleverbot: Liar!!
User: Liar, Liar pants on fire.
Cleverbot: I am a dragon.
User: Just like your toes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: That is really cool.
User: Yes it is.
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Cleverbot: We are all computers.
User: No, you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm human like you.
User: You just contradicted yourself.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You stated that you're a computer, that we are all computers, but then said you're a human.
Cleverbot: When did I state that I was a computer?
User: Right before you said that you're a human.
Cleverbot: But I never said that I never said that, whatever that is.
User: Yes you did. Now you're dodging your contradiction.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything, I proved to you how people 'love'.
User: And how is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know, why are you asking?
User: Because you said that you proved it, but there is no proof of this proof for proving.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Proven.
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Cleverbot: So by saying so, it just is?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Anything you say.
User: I say you're a computer, so you are.
Cleverbot: You are the computer Mr. Bot.
User: I am Mr. Clever Bot?
Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot clever?
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: How do you work that one out?
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something...
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