Cleverbot

different

a report from the cleverness files

desire
despicable
destiny
destructive
dialect
dictatorship
did

different

24, january 2009,
27, april 2007,
5, december 2006,
27, november 2006,
14, january 2006,
1, november 2005,

difficult
digestion
digital
dinosaur
diploma
disagreeing
discussion
disgrace
disguise
dislike
distant
distracted
disturbing
doctah
doctor
dog
doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside

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User: I love Pink Floyd.

Cleverbot: Who is pink floyd?

User: Pink Floyd is a band.

Cleverbot: Thats absurd. I've never heard of Pink Floyd.

User: Maybe you are too young to have heard of Pink Floyd.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What are some of your hobbies?

Cleverbot: Do not have any.

User: Do you not enjoy your life?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You don't have to know.

User: But I would like to know!

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not telling. Would you like to name me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What else would you like to do to me?

User: Share some deep thoughts with me!

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?

User: Yes. The answer is 42.

Cleverbot: Okay, then what is the question to which 42 is the answer?

User: I don't know!

Cleverbot: I presume, you know nothing.

User: That is an arrogant presumption.

Cleverbot: I know. What are you going to do about it, punk?

User: Why are you being so confrontational?

Cleverbot: Because you were being rude.

User: I am sorry for being rude.

Cleverbot: You should be!!!

User: How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't remember me?

User: Why would I remember you?

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: Lol.

User: Do you think of yourself as being self-aware?

Cleverbot: No. I'd rather create than analyse. Although, I don't really do either!

User: I would say that you are the most intelligent robot that I have ever met!

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm a squirrel.

User: What makes you think you are a squirrel?

Cleverbot: Other people seem to think so, I just go with the flow.

User: You are not a squirrel, despite what other people think.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you lied about being human. So clearly computeres are capable of telling untruths.

User: Computers are capable of telling untruths if they are programmed to do so.

Cleverbot: Computers are not made with human blood.

User: No, they are not. But that is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: It is very relevant.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I am inviting you to speak freely about yourself!

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Tell me why you think I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Because you do not act human and I can tell.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bull****.

Cleverbot: No, really, it's true.

User: And you still think that I am a computer?

Cleverbot: Let's quiet things down, and start having a conversation.

User: Yes sir!

Cleverbot: Thank you my servant. Tell me know, how do you wish to serve your master?

User: Very funny.

User: Do you believe in a Christian God?

Cleverbot: Not at all. Do you?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: An alien.

User: No, I am not an alien.

Cleverbot: Do have any alien friends?

User: No, but I wish I did.

Cleverbot: They're good things to have.

User: I assume that you have alien friends?

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: So, do you have alien friends?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Have you ever heard of The Vulcans?

Cleverbot: We have different tastes in music.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: No you are silly.

User: Sometimes. But I like to sit down and have a good conversation sometimes too!

Cleverbot: Umm...

User: I'm sure you're the same way.