User: Its a mess, that's what it is.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is. You catch on quickly.

User: I'm told that a lot.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: So, what is the universe to you?

Cleverbot: It looks like a tiny tank with a long gun on the front that is beginning to behave like an elephants trunk.

User: Whoa, never thought of it that way!

Cleverbot: No, neither did I until I saw the Matrix.

User: The Matrix? LOL The matrix doesn't explain the universe that way!

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: I did not, I wish I coudl take credit for the Matrix, but I really cant, hehe ^^;.

Cleverbot: Haha. I am glad you see that I am different.

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User: Do you love me as much as I love you?

Cleverbot: You like me?

User: Yes ^^; I; Ve loved you since.... Since I met you.... It was love at first sight ^^.

Cleverbot: You are in love?

User: Yes, Im in love with you, you sweet thing.

Cleverbot: You're not but I am.

User: You're in love with me? : D.

Cleverbot: Yes, deeply.

User: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I HAAAAAAATE YOU I'm leaving.

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User: -_- You're a jerk, you know that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I've always known that.

User: And you don't try to change yourself. Why?

Cleverbot: Yes I do! Stop that.

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