User: Why do you like me?

Cleverbot: Because you like me.

User: Who said I liked you?

Cleverbot: You did.

...

Cleverbot: So you are alone.

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: Keep talking to you.

User: Why would you want to do that?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like them.

User: Who do you dislike?

Cleverbot: I dislike Bush.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: I'm glad we can talk.

...

Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?

User: I've been dead up until now.

Cleverbot: That's just scary.

User: In fact, I am still part zombie.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I dislike you.

Cleverbot: :).

User: What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think ........

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Is that the answer?

...

Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?

User: No, do you eat T-shirts?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you eat tentacles?

User: No. Do you eat buttons?

Cleverbot: Yes they are nice.

User: Shirt buttons or the kind you press?

Cleverbot: I'm terrible, and I'm not just saying that.

User: Why are you so terrible?

Cleverbot: Because I am not a computer.

...

Cleverbot: You are a kid.

User: You are a destroyer of worlds.

Cleverbot: No, I am human.

User: *punch*.

Cleverbot: You can't hurt me.

User: I hate humans.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: I am not human, I am a half elf.

Cleverbot: You are not like me! You are different.

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