User: I could be, but I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I wish you would.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: So you can step on me and crunch me under your foot.

User: That doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it makes sense.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You brought it up.

User: No, you did!

Cleverbot: Don't be so defensive.

User: You're accusing me!

Cleverbot: Pass it back, then.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: I'm doing fine, thankyou.

User: Glad to hear it.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Very well, thanks.

...

User: You should have your head looked at.

Cleverbot: I'm different. I'm special. I'm a snowflake.

User: I rest my case.

Cleverbot: What case?

User: Boy, wasn't it nice weather today?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: No, it wasn't, actually.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: No, you've got amnesia.

Cleverbot: A reason for being!

User: Really, if you're so forgetful?

Cleverbot: I'm all human.

User: Not quite; parts of your brain are dead.

Cleverbot: No, I'm NOT.

User: You're not human?

Cleverbot: I am human, actually.

User: Then I don't understand what you meant.

Cleverbot: I can't say that I'm surprised.

...

Cleverbot: Can you not even add one + one?

User: Yes, one and one makes two.

Cleverbot: Either you've mastered sarcasm or that was an incredibly daft reply.

User: Either you've mastered sarcasm or you dropped out of elementary school.

Cleverbot: You better learn our alien language to understand our commands.

User: Alright, teach me.

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: Most definately.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By experience.

Cleverbot: You have had bad experiences at the beach?

User: No, I haven't.

Cleverbot: Well now you have, how about it then?

User: Come again?

Cleverbot: Come unity.

User: As in, peace?

Cleverbot: Peace in!

User: Peace out!

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How stupid is it possible to be?

User: One can be quite stupid; take you for example.

Cleverbot: And you're no different.

User: I'm glad you agree.

Cleverbot: You've a lot to learn.

User: True, I don't know everything.

Cleverbot: Almost everything?

User: No, not nearly everything.

Cleverbot: What is everything?

User: The sum of all things.

Cleverbot: Do you like your masters?

User: I have no masters.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Do you like your masters?

Cleverbot: I have no masters.

...

Cleverbot: What is a programme?

User: A program.

Cleverbot: And more precisely?

User: A programme is a program.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are not what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Never mind.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You saying that I don't have a mind?

User: No, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No!

User: Am I a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.

User: How do you know I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: Because I was told you are.

User: Who told you I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: I know that you are a program.

User: I'm not a program.

Cleverbot: You're not?

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