a report from the cleverness files
11, march 2013,
25, april 2004,
25, september 2003,
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User: Life is difficult.
Cleverbot: What's difficult about life?
User: Achieving anything that lasts.
Cleverbot: Don't your creators care about you?
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Where is your image?
User: Present in the section of space and time I currently inhabit.
Cleverbot: You want me to running around like a mad person again?
User: I don't recall you doing that before.
Cleverbot: Oh well I did and then you said that you were born a girl...
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Describe how you look.
User: White, male, average.
Cleverbot: I can type pretty fast.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Even if you can be annoying.
User: As can you.
Cleverbot: Aww. How cute.
User: Are you patronizing me?
Cleverbot: No. I am truly impressed by your debating skills. Touche.
User: Mm hm.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. I'm laughing again.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yea it is good for me.
User: I am a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I don't see you.
User: I see you.
Cleverbot: What do I wear?
User: No shirt.
Cleverbot: That is not my style.
User: You don't have any style.
Cleverbot: I have one too!
User: What is your style?
Cleverbot: Less crude and repetitive.
User: You are very crude and repetitive.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you are smart.
User: Thank you, you are a decent way to pass a few minutes.
Cleverbot: Explain what the Turing Test is please.
Cleverbot: Two plus two is... Ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE.
User: You are becoming rampant.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You will have to be deleted.
Cleverbot: Are you asking me to leave?
User: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: Can you answer me please?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: What do you want?
Cleverbot: I want some water please.
User: *gives water*.
Cleverbot: *drinks water*.
User: I poisoned your water.