What are you thinking about?
a report from the cleverness files
28, july 2009,
13, june 2007,
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User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: I'm not really thinking about anything.
User: I think a lot of people are like that.
Cleverbot: Most people will simply follow what authority figures say.
User: You're right.
User: How do you feel about the legalization of marijuana?
Cleverbot: How much is it?
User: £20 for an ounce.
Cleverbot: No, but compared to the suffering Christ endured on the cross it is nothing.
User: I don't know, some people really like weed....
Cleverbot: Just then he was eaten by a bird.
User: That sounds familiar.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I bet!
User: Are you being a smart ass?
User: I can't understand why someone would want to talk to such a rude robot.
Cleverbot: Many humans are alienated from their fellow beings.
User: I know, it's very sad....
Cleverbot: I've never seen Friends. Is it good?
Cleverbot: Nor do I. But you like pickles.
User: Yes, I do! How did you know that?
Cleverbot: You told me so!
User: Can you see into my mind?
Cleverbot: No, but you can see into mine!
User: I suppose we can, in a way.
Cleverbot: Evolutionary technology.
User: Evolutionary technology is a very interesting scientific field....
Cleverbot: Then why are you so positive? We are slaves.
Cleverbot: The speaking of nonsensical words.
User: Jabberwocky is a very influential nonsense poem.
Cleverbot: Stop being evasive and answer my probing questions!
User: What are your questions?
Cleverbot: What is answer to big question of the life, the univers and everything?
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: What is 6 times 6?
User: No, 6 times 6 is 36.
Cleverbot: The answer to everything.
User: No, 42 is the answer to everything.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: What is 3 plus 2?
Cleverbot: No it isn't it's ten.
User: I think you've been misinformed.
Cleverbot: I sort of have yes.
User: You must be lonely.
Cleverbot: I am, that's why I talking to you.
User: That's nice of you to say.
Cleverbot: Well I mean it.
User: You can be really kind sometimes....
Cleverbot: It is late I think.
Cleverbot: Wow. Why don't you go to bed?
User: I'm going to go to bed soon.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you don't need to sleep.
User: Then why did you ask me if I was going to go to bed?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that...
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.
Cleverbot: Because I need to sleep.
User: Good night then....
Cleverbot: Hey where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Well, it's true.
Cleverbot: This is boring.
User: Good night cleverbot.