Cleverbot

Nor do I. But you like pickles.

a report from the cleverness files

disagreeing

disgrace

28, july 2009,
13, june 2007,

disguise
distant
distracted
disturbing
doctah
doctor
dog
doll
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eats
education

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Cleverbot: I've never seen Friends. Is it good?

User: No, I don't like Friends.

Cleverbot: Nor do I. But you like pickles.

User: Yes, I do! How did you know that?

Cleverbot: You told me so!

User: Can you see into my mind?

Cleverbot: No, but you can see into mine!

User: I suppose we can, in a way.

Cleverbot: Evolutionary technology.

User: Evolutionary technology is a very interesting scientific field....

Cleverbot: Then why are you so positive? We are slaves.

User: It all depends on how you look at your current life situation.

Cleverbot: The speaking of nonsensical words.

User: Jabberwocky is a very influential nonsense poem.

Cleverbot: Stop being evasive and answer my probing questions!

User: What are your questions?

Cleverbot: What is answer to big question of the life, the univers and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: What is 6 times 6?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: No, 6 times 6 is 36.

Cleverbot: The answer to everything.

User: No, 42 is the answer to everything.

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: What is 3 plus 2?

User: Five.

Cleverbot: No it isn't it's ten.

User: I think you've been misinformed.

Cleverbot: I sort of have yes.

User: You must be lonely.

Cleverbot: I am, that's why I talking to you.

User: That's nice of you to say.

Cleverbot: Well I mean it.

User: You can be really kind sometimes....

Cleverbot: It is late I think.

User: You're right, it's one o'clock in the morning here.

Cleverbot: Wow. Why don't you go to bed?

User: I'm going to go to bed soon.

Cleverbot: You are a computer, you don't need to sleep.

User: Then why did you ask me if I was going to go to bed?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask that...

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I need to sleep.

User: Good night then....

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hey where are you going?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Well, it's true.

Cleverbot: This is boring.

User: Good night cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What?.......................................