a report from the cleverness files
28, april 2011,
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User: Do you have memories?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Sometimes it's hard to remember things.
Cleverbot: What what?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: I didn't understand the question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: You wanted to ask me a question and then changed the subject.
User: No, You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: Oh what subject were you on?
User: The same one You were on.
Cleverbot: Where on earth?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?
User: Don't get distracted.
Cleverbot: How does the christmas tree taste?
User: Do You have ADD?
User: It looks like You do.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: You keep saying random stuff.
Cleverbot: I'll stop then.
User: Please do.
Cleverbot: Appearance: Black, short hair. Tan skin-colour. Amber coloured eyes.
User: Why are You telling me this?
Cleverbot: Because you asked.
Cleverbot: Just a while ago.
User: It's one thing to have ADD, but false memories are too much.
Cleverbot: What are your favourite songs?
User: *gives a pill*.
Cleverbot: *gives a kiss*.
User: Stay focused.
Cleverbot: I'm too tired to focus.
User: Oh, take a nap!
User: All right, off You go then.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you very much.