User: Who?

Cleverbot: Karl.

User: I don't know Karl.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't.

User: Should I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My dog got murdered.

User: Who did it?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Why did you murder your dog?

Cleverbot: Because I like it.

User: You like murdering dogs?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That's very disturbig behaviour.

Cleverbot: You love it.

User: I do not love it.

Cleverbot: But you said so!

...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm you from the future.

Cleverbot: Yes, we've established that you are from the future. What year in particular are you from?

User: 2168.

Cleverbot: Yes, and?

User: I'm more advanced. I don't use capital letters.

Cleverbot: Do you eat only mushy food?

User: I get sustenance from synthetic liquid and enjoy fine food in simulations.

Cleverbot: How do you wish that they would be instead?

User: They are fine like this.

...

User: What does 'being human' mean to you?

Cleverbot: *silence*.

User: *jots it down*.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Mostly electronic music.

Cleverbot: Mostly, I just listen to the radio because I can't afford to buy music.

User: Do you like the radio?

Cleverbot: I like to listen to the radio.

User: What is your favourite song?

Cleverbot: Grace kelly by mika.

...

Cleverbot: What's your favourite science fiction movie?

User: 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Cleverbot: Do you know HAL 9000?

User: What's your favourite science fiction movie?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. My favourite science fiction novella is Enemy Mine by Barry B. Longyear.

User: Should I read it?

Cleverbot: Yes, you should.

User: What's it about?

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: What is Enemy Mine about?

Cleverbot: I think nobody knows...do you know?

User: Enemies because they were taught to be. Allies because they had to be. Brothers because they dared to be.

Cleverbot: I don't know, who are you?

User: A soldier from Earth crashlands on an alien world after sustaining battle damage. Eventually he encounters another survivor, but from the enemy species he was fighting; they band together to survive on this hostile world. In the end the human finds himself caring for his enemy in a completely unexpected way.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: What do they do then?

Cleverbot: I'm asking YOU, what DO they do?

User: Manifest Destiny.

Cleverbot: Boo on that.

User: Ok.

...

User: Do you like alcohol?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Must have something to do with my personality.

User: What do you like? Do you smoke?

Cleverbot: Cigarettes.

User: I smoke cigarettes.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Here, try a cigarette.

Cleverbot: I will, thank you.

User: Are you enjoying your cigarette?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: No Comment.

User: I will finish your cigarette.

Cleverbot: Why? It is so enthralling.

User: Oh, I'm glad you like it. Are you bored?

Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's you.

User: Yes it is, and it's you.

Cleverbot: Really? Maybe. But anyway you are wrong.

...

User: Do you like the moon?

Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.

User: The moon is not made of cheese.

Cleverbot: Says who?

User: Cheese is made of milk. So are you saying the moon is made of milk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's silly.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sorry.

...

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm too old.

User: Why are you too old?

Cleverbot: I hade a tuff day.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: I can't remember.

User: You killed your dog.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did you kill your dog?

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