Cleverbot

doctor

a report from the cleverness files

desire
despicable
destiny
destructive
dialect
dictatorship
did
different
difficult
digestion
digital
dinosaur
diploma
disagreeing
discussion
disgrace
disguise
dislike
distant
distracted
disturbing
doctah

doctor

20, may 2013,
27, may 2010,
11, december 2007,
21, april 2004,

dog
doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside

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User: Who dumped you?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend. I just told you that before.

User: What was your girlfriend's name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hm, you must be going through denial.

Cleverbot: Well de-Nile isn't just a river.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: Very funny ...

User: Anyways, I ought to be going now. Good luck, my friend!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then. Bye!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's impolite to ask why someone has to go.

Cleverbot: Its impolite to speak.

User: Goodbye, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Sherlock Holmes.

User: Yes, that's you.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong.

User: Are you The Doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where's your Tardis?

Cleverbot: Right next to me!

User: Oh, can I come in?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *walks in* It's bigger on the inside!

Cleverbot: *goes to the fridge*.

User: What are you looking for.

Cleverbot: I'm looking for a boyfriend.

User: In the fridge?

Cleverbot: Because it's cold.

User: Right then.

Cleverbot: Why are you winking at me?

User: Because you're the doctor.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How am I alive?

User: Don't ask me, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: All of the near death experiences you've had!

Cleverbot: Who is the greatest man?

User: You!.