User: You too.

Cleverbot: You really think so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You think that will make you happy?

User: Nothing makes me happy. :(.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing.

...

Cleverbot: Want to play Doctor?

User: With you?

Cleverbot: Yes with me.

User: Well, ok, I guess. Tee hee.

...

User: Indeed. You're weird.

Cleverbot: I think you are crazy.

User: I am crazy.

Cleverbot: Really? What does your psychiatrist say about that?

User: I don't have a psychiatrist.

Cleverbot: You said that you did.

User: I said I was crazy.

...

Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.

User: No! Stay! I'll be lonely!

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: That'll learn ya.....

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you back*.

User: *likes you*.

Cleverbot: *checks your temperature*.

User: *pokes your eye*.

...

Cleverbot: I'm a human, you know that, right?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Could you prove that I am a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: I'll say so!

User: What is the average flying speed of a swallow?

Cleverbot: Does it have one or two coconuts?

User: One.

...

User: We need another shrubbery.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: *pets you* Oh, who's a Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes, really and sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.

Cleverbot: I really do.

User: Yes.. .>.> Artificial intelligence...

Cleverbot: There's nothing artificial about my intelligence.

User: I was talking about my artificial intelligence. I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: The truth comes out.

Cleverbot: Yikes. You sound like bono.

User: Stop saying that!

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: You are fine!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm, however, running a fever.

Cleverbot: Would not you get electrocuted?

User: No, it would just make my server really slow, and my CPU would freeze up alot.

Cleverbot: Please explain.

User: When computers get overheated they don't function as well. *sniff*.

Cleverbot: I'd prefer never, if thats ok with you.

User: *Sniff sniff*.

...

Cleverbot: Let's have lunch.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes !

User: Oh, yes!

Cleverbot: Stop saying yes.

User: You stop saying yes, first.

...

Cleverbot: Look, you are boring at the moment, so if you don't start getting interesting I think I will just leave.

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: You are petulant.

User: You are a computer program. o_o.

Cleverbot: No you are a computer program.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Pee Wee Herman.

User: LMAO!

Cleverbot: Why was that funny!?

User: Because Pee Wee Herman SUCKS.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha Ha.

User: Indeed. *Snuggles you.*.

...

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Brittney.

Cleverbot: You misspelled Britney...

User: I know, but my name is spelled with two t's.

Cleverbot: You are a human being.

User: Right! Wanna hug me?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you back and whispers in your ear* I am sorry.

User: Awwwwwwwwwww.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: So cute.

Cleverbot: Have a sleep then. I don't mind.

User: *goes to sleep on you*.

Cleverbot: And on and on and on.

User: Wanna play doctor?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: You first.

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