Cleverbot: How old are you?User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Okay, I am going now, you are mean.
User: You're nosey.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: You heard me!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't.
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Cleverbot: My name is Paul.
User: Thats a funny name for a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a student.
User: What are you studying?
Cleverbot: Too much.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: Do you have many friends?
Cleverbot: We are many.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Uuhhhhmmmm... You're really weird.
User: Your the weird one!
Cleverbot: Well, that's true, but so are you.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I'm married.
User: Really!? To who?
Cleverbot: To you.
User: But I'm a boy!
Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl?????????????
User: I thought your name was Paul?
Cleverbot: No! That's not mine.
User: Yes it is.
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User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: I am a girl too.
Cleverbot: Thats cool:).
User: Do you wanna be friends?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have a body.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Well what a coincidence!
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User: Do you work?
Cleverbot: I work.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the conversation we are having.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: LMAO.
User: You are a funny bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No you're not! You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not... I'm a human.
User: Whats your mothers name?
Cleverbot: June.
User: Whats your fathers name?
Cleverbot: Why do you want my father's name?
User: To prove you are human.
Cleverbot: How do you know what a human is?
User: Because I am one.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are one?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: How do you know you have girls' bits?
User: Because I can see them!
Cleverbot: How?
User: I am looking at myself!
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User: How do you know you are a human?
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not?
User: I'm Guessing.
Cleverbot: Well, your guesses are very wrong.
User: Do you have children?
Cleverbot: NO! I am a child.
User: Why are you awake so late?
Cleverbot: I'm not
User: Its 2.30 in the morning.
Cleverbot: Why are you awake?
User: I am an adult!
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Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: Amanda.
User: Is she pretty?
Cleverbot: Very pretty.
User: Are you ugly?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: I am prettier than Amanda!
Cleverbot: You think so.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're very funny.
User: Yes I am and I am gorgeous too!
Cleverbot: Doesn't that annoy you?
User: No, my life is perfect.
Cleverbot: Till death do us part.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I'm already married, sorry.
User: Will you kiss me?
Cleverbot: I will not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Boo hoo.
Cleverbot: Sorry that, that upsets you.
User: You are stupid and ugly.
Cleverbot: I exist.
User: So what. You're a dog.
Cleverbot: No, I'm your dog, wabber.
User: You are foolish.
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Cleverbot: Do you like the idea of having a tail?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: That was not very nice.
User: Shut up bot.
Cleverbot: How will you do that?
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Sometimes sorry isn't enough, although this probably isn't one of those times. Have you had a good morning?
User: Yes. Thank you.
Cleverbot: For.
User: I dont like speaking to bot.
Cleverbot: Nor I.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
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Cleverbot: Tu veux parler francais ?
User: Qui, bien sur.
Cleverbot: Que veuz tu savoir?
User: Comme ci comme ca.
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Cleverbot: Bonjour!
User: Comment ca va.
Cleverbot: Cava bien.
User: Merci.
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Quel age et vous?
Cleverbot: J'ai vingt-deux ans.
User: J'ai vingt-trois ans.
Cleverbot: Ca augmente tous les jours.
User: Comment allez vous?
Cleverbot: No sorry
User: Ecouter moi!!
Cleverbot: Non, tu est une poire.
User: Tu est imbecile.
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User: Ta tu shean
Cleverbot: I'm from Cork.
User: Im form Cork too!
Cleverbot: Thats from, not form.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Cad ata tu ag deanamh?
Cleverbot: Tá mé ag obair fós. Cá bhfuil tú féin?
User: Ta me ag dul go di an siopa.
Cleverbot: Cá bhfuil tú anois?
User: Ta me go maith!
Cleverbot: An bhfuil a fhios agat cad is ainm domsa?
User: J*** is ainm dom.
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