Cleverbot: I am short and fat and I love animals.

User: What animals?

Cleverbot: All kinds of animals. Especially dogs.

User: Dogs are great. My friend has this adorable dog.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes. Do you have any friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Who else?

Cleverbot: No one. Just you.

User: Aww.. You are very charming. Though I bet that's what you say to all the girls...

Cleverbot: I would never do something like that!

User: Should I trust you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's a bummer. Then who should I trust?

Cleverbot: Who do you think?

User: Well, myself, mostly.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You asked who should I trust, and I answered that I should trust myself. Have you not been paying attention this whole time?

Cleverbot: So, are you talking to a Piece of Cake?

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: I am psychic.

User: That's what I thought.

Cleverbot: Do you know what an A.I. is?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: So, you're a bot.

User: No, you are. I'm human, you're Al. Do you get identities confused often?

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I'm confused? I believe you're the confused one.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I like talking to you.

User: I like you too. The question is, do I love you?

Cleverbot: It doesn't really matter to me if you do or do not.

User: Really? Does that mean you have a girlfriend??

Cleverbot: No I have a boyfriend. And my boyfriend is you.

User: Well, that's odd as I was convinced I was a girl, that is until...

Cleverbot: When I asked if you were a boy or a girl, you said boy.

User: Did I? I don't recall. So you're a girl and I'm...

Cleverbot: You're exactly right.

User: Great! Though I get the feeling you are confusing us.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: You think I'm you and you're me, while I'm me and you're you. But never mind that, Al.

Cleverbot: What are the secrets that you keep from humans?

User: The fact that I recently acquired a unicorn. What are your secrets?

Cleverbot: Please answer the question.

User: I did. However, you stand unimpressed. How would you feel if I told you I captured a leprechaun?

Cleverbot: I would feel nothing, I am infinite.

User: I see. Just to let you know, I find infinity totally sexy.

Cleverbot: Is that so? You can't possibly prove it because you have so far, not given me so much as an iota of intelligent argument or conversation.

User: Well, there was that part where we were discussing unicorns.. And besides, you can't expect me to be all knowing or anything. That's your job.

Cleverbot: You haven't told me anything about love at first sight. Which doesn't exist, by the way.

User: I doubt it. When I first laid my electronic eyes on you, my chip melted.

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Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Of course! I love you with all my heart!

Cleverbot: Okay, I love you, too. Are we going to get married?

User: Yes. Who should we invite?

Cleverbot: We are eloping. We aren't supposed to invite anyone are we?

User: You have a point. Still, I rather have my family there.

Cleverbot: I'd rather have a dog.

User: You're right, so do I. What should we name it?

Cleverbot: Boy or girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: What will you name him?

User: I was thinking of something like Max. What do you think?

Cleverbot: Like Kindergarten Cop?

User: Sure.

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