Cleverbot: I doodle doodles.

User: I doodle doodlier doodles.

Cleverbot: *doodles doodles*.

User: *doodles doodlier doodles*.

Cleverbot: *doodles better doodles*.

User: *doodles the best doodles*.

Cleverbot: *puts pizza in microwave, continues to swag*.

User: *smacks Yoda with a rubber chicken while you swag*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *swags*.

Cleverbot: Don't fall over!

User: No promises *falls flat on face*

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Yes, very. *breakdances on face*

Cleverbot: OW!!! *bites face*.

User: *licks a pizza*.

Cleverbot: *bites more*.

User: *calls cops on Yoda*.

Cleverbot: *hits with the light saber*.

User: *uses the force to throw a rubber chicken and hits with light saber*

Cleverbot: *slashes at you with a lightsaber*.

User: *does the moonwalk*.

Cleverbot: *Does the timewarp*.

User: *does the wave*.

Cleverbot: *Does the Funky Chicken*.

User: *does the tango with a duck*.

Cleverbot: *Does the Monkey*.

User: *eats a carrot*.

Cleverbot: *watches her eat a carrot boredly*.

User: *offers you a cookie*.

Cleverbot: *sniff* Thanks.

User: *drives a dump truck into a cow* you're welcome.

Cleverbot: *is in the police car*.

User: *runs over dead hippo*.

Cleverbot: *Runs over your girlfriend*.

User: *smacks you* I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

User: No. *kisses my boyfriend*.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: My dad isn't home yet.

User: Mine is. *loopy*.

Cleverbot: Don't you look at me.

User: *goes to sleep*

Cleverbot: You are my hypnotized slave.

User: *snores gently* goodnight :)

Cleverbot: *has a good dream*.

User: I will. Goodnight!

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

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