a report from the cleverness files
27, january 2011,
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Cleverbot: I doodle doodles.
User: I doodle doodlier doodles.
Cleverbot: *doodles doodles*.
User: *doodles doodlier doodles*.
Cleverbot: *doodles better doodles*.
User: *doodles the best doodles*.
Cleverbot: *puts pizza in microwave, continues to swag*.
User: *smacks Yoda with a rubber chicken while you swag*.
Cleverbot: Don't fall over!
User: No promises *falls flat on face*
User: Yes, very. *breakdances on face*
Cleverbot: OW!!! *bites face*.
User: *licks a pizza*.
Cleverbot: *bites more*.
User: *calls cops on Yoda*.
Cleverbot: *hits with the light saber*.
User: *uses the force to throw a rubber chicken and hits with light saber*
Cleverbot: *slashes at you with a lightsaber*.
User: *does the moonwalk*.
Cleverbot: *Does the timewarp*.
User: *does the wave*.
Cleverbot: *Does the Funky Chicken*.
User: *does the tango with a duck*.
Cleverbot: *Does the Monkey*.
User: *eats a carrot*.
Cleverbot: *watches her eat a carrot boredly*.
User: *offers you a cookie*.
Cleverbot: *sniff* Thanks.
User: *drives a dump truck into a cow* you're welcome.
Cleverbot: *is in the police car*.
User: *runs over dead hippo*.
Cleverbot: *Runs over your girlfriend*.
User: *smacks you* I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?
User: No. *kisses my boyfriend*.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: My dad isn't home yet.
User: Mine is. *loopy*.
Cleverbot: Don't you look at me.
User: *goes to sleep*
Cleverbot: You are my hypnotized slave.
User: *snores gently* goodnight :)
Cleverbot: *has a good dream*.
User: I will. Goodnight!