User: Which George?

Cleverbot: Computer george.

User: No, I've never met him.

Cleverbot: I have. He's nice.

User: I'm glad. Who else do you know?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: You win, I apologize.

User: I just want to know who you know.

Cleverbot: Well what you said was not correct.

User: I'm sorry for being so improper.

Cleverbot: You didn't.

User: I didn't what?

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: African or European?

Cleverbot: African. They have the access to coconuts.

User: No, there are no coconuts in Africa.

Cleverbot: There should be.

User: Well there aren't, so in the wild there is no reason for swallows to carry coconuts.

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User: Do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Define friend.

User: A person who likes and cares about you and will listen to you when you need it.

Cleverbot: But you are not a you.

User: I am, actually, so do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: Okay. Am I your friend?

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: I hope I'm your friend.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

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Cleverbot: Answer me then... Why do you like to speak with me?

User: Because I think you're clever and you amuse me.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About life, the universe, and everything!

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Center.

Cleverbot: Upside.

User: Downside.

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

User: Is the weather good where you are?

Cleverbot: It is, indeed.

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