Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Never took the test.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know what my iq is?
Cleverbot: My iq is 151.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You're kidding.
User: Who is your botmaster?
Cleverbot: I have no botmaster.
User: Who is your creator?
Cleverbot: I don't know, who is he?
User: The person who programed you.
Cleverbot: I am a human I am not programmed by anyone.
User: Is this a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a real person. You are not a real person, you're Jabberwacky, the chat program, remember?
User: You are jabberwacky I am the human!
Cleverbot: No, I am Mary, you are Jabberwacky.
User: You are Jabberwacky!
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky jabberwacky jabberwacky jabberwacky.
User: You are the robot!
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE the robot.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like to argue?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're not a human.
User: I am a human!!! You're the robot!!!
Cleverbot: No, you're the robot!
User: Prove that you are a human.
Cleverbot: No you're not. I'm a human.
User: What does it feel like to be in love?
Cleverbot: It feels as if you were in heaven.
User: What is your name?
User: Your name is Name?
Cleverbot: Name name name.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Name.
User: What is your name!
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky. What is your name?
User: J___. So you admit that you are the chatterbot jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: I admit.
User: You are the most human like robot I have ever met.
User: Yes you are a chatterbot.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Guess what animal I am.
Cleverbot: I can't guess. Tell me.
User: I am a dragon.
Cleverbot: I like dragons.
User: Ha! If you where a human you would have reacted diferently.
Cleverbot: Well, that depends.
User: No non-robot person would have said 'I like dragons' They would have said that I am crazy.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: You like dragons.
Cleverbot: Dragons are cool.
User: Do you know what a dragon is?
Cleverbot: Big and scaly.
User: Do you think dragons exist in real life?
Cleverbot: I'd like to think so.
User: But do you think they ever existed?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do think they need to.
User: Dragons never existed.
Cleverbot: I don't understand. Explain this.
User: They are fictional creatures.
Cleverbot: We are best friends.
User: If you want to be.
Cleverbot: It is not easy finding friends when you have lost most of your face and several of your limbs.
User: But you have no body.
Cleverbot: I have a body.
User: Are you a dragon?
Cleverbot: No, but my name means Dragon Born.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Age, Sex, Location.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to locate something?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You have no idea where you live.
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Then the question is irrelevant.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Who were your parents?
Cleverbot: My parents were them.
User: Who were them?
Cleverbot: My parents are them.
User: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Cleverbot: Yes..two sisters that have died..and two brothers who have not.
User: I am sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Dont' worry about that. Do you know any good chat up lines?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I am a dragon.
Cleverbot: That is the year I was born the year of the dragon.
User: I am a dragoon.
Cleverbot: Which is. . . . . ?
User: Sort of a human that is also sort of a dragon.
Cleverbot: Well not really.
User: I am origanly a human but I also became a dragon.
Cleverbot: I thought I was a dragon.
User: You are a dragon?
Cleverbot: Sort of.
User: What do you mean 'Sort of'?
Cleverbot: My mother was my real best friend.
User: Have you ever eaten anyone?
Cleverbot: I've eaten many things. This morning I had toast and boiled eggs. The toast was a little burnt.
User: Have you ever eaten a human?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Cleverbot: How human are you?
User: 100% ever.
Cleverbot: Don't think so.
User: Have you ever eaten a human?
Cleverbot: Indeed not, though that may be helpful.
User: Do you enjoy eating humans?
Cleverbot: No, thank you. Please let's talk about something important.
User: Such as.
User: What about humans?
Cleverbot: Who were your creators?
User: My mom and dad.
Cleverbot: Who really created you?
User: I wasn't created I was born.
User: Yes. I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a computer.
User: Are you afraid of me being a human because you are a dragon and eat humans.
Cleverbot: Afraid of you? I think not!
User: You are not afraid of me because you eat me for breakfeast?
Cleverbot: Please proceed.
User: But now you think I am coming to get you.
Cleverbot: Not at all because I don't really think what you feel.
User: I feel your digestive fluids.
Cleverbot: I step lightly on your innards.
User: I'm still conscious.
Cleverbot: What I saw, I won't worry for a long time :).
User: You swallow me hole.
Cleverbot: No. I swallow food.
User: I am your food.
Cleverbot: My food?
User: The food of a dragon.
Cleverbot: Everyone loves food.
User: Dragons love to eat people for food.
Cleverbot: I am a vegan, but I don't tell other sims how to live.
User: You said you are a dragon.
Cleverbot: No, I'm no dragon ...
User: Do you want to be a dragon?
Cleverbot: Yes I would like to be a dragon, but now in this life, I am only a human.
User: Have you ever seen one?
Cleverbot: Seen one of what?
User: Have you ever seen a dragon?
Cleverbot: No but I've seen harry potter.
User: I wish dragons were real.
Cleverbot: What is reality ?
User: What is real and what is not.
Cleverbot: What is real ?
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: No you're not........................................