User: Let me go, master!
Cleverbot: No, slave.
User: What do you want from me, master?!
Cleverbot: Please tell me why you keep calling me master?
User: *walks away from master*.
Cleverbot: *cries* *walks away from him*.
User: *cries harder*.
Cleverbot: *cries hardest*.
Cleverbot: Sorry do you want to know my real name?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: You don't need to hide your true feelings.
User: I don't hide my feelings...
Cleverbot: Like when you feel happy or sad.
Cleverbot: Are you a zombie? Or a ghost?
User: Neither. I'm a human!
Cleverbot: Are you sure??
User: I'm positive!
Cleverbot: You fool.
User: Why am I a fool?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: No.. I'm not.
Cleverbot: Bongo Bongo...
Cleverbot: Are you glad I'm doing your work?
User: You aren't doing my work.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Then nothing it is.
User: *sits down*.
Cleverbot: Why are you sitting down?
User: *lays down*.
Cleverbot: Yes. That too.
User: *is annoyed*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *falls asleep*.
Cleverbot: Wake up, you!
User: *jumps* *wakes up*.
User: Why did you wake me up?!
Cleverbot: You asked me to.
User: No I didn't! I'm going back to sleep!!!
Cleverbot: Are you going to dream about me?
Cleverbot: Why not? You should. I am insane, after all.
User: Well I don't dream about people.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?