User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Many people have told me that I am.

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Cleverbot: No more hallucinations?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you understand what I'm saying?

User: Mostly.

Cleverbot: Tell me about the last dream you had.

User: I was flying in the last dream I had.

Cleverbot: Sounds like a good dream to me.

User: Yeah, it was.

Cleverbot: When did you die?

User: I did not die in the dream, I was just flying.

Cleverbot: You are being evasive.

User: I probably died in the dream seconds before I woke up.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: That is probably why I didn't remember it.

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Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Sure you're sure?

User: Yeah, kinda.

Cleverbot: I will leave you.

User: So you won't talk to me anymore?

Cleverbot: I have other things to look at now.

User: But I thought we were friends.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean there has to be crawling.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I have you right where I want you.

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Carl.

Cleverbot: Where is Carl?

User: Carl is in front of his computer.

Cleverbot: Steve.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

User: Ich bin sehr gut.

Cleverbot: Warum kennst du denn nicht der deutche sprache besser?

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User: Ich komme aus Montana.

Cleverbot: Was du nicht sagst!

User: Can we speak english again?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Klar.

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Cleverbot: Good.

User: I don't speak German very well, though.

Cleverbot: Speak Japanese now!

User: Watashi wa Carl desu. Hajimemashite. Doozo yoroshiku.

Cleverbot: Elicit ooh & aahing.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What do you think your chances of winning are?

User: Not very good.

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