Cleverbot: Are you artificial?
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Many people have told me that I am.
Cleverbot: No more hallucinations?
Cleverbot: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Cleverbot: Tell me about the last dream you had.
User: I was flying in the last dream I had.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a good dream to me.
User: Yeah, it was.
Cleverbot: When did you die?
User: I did not die in the dream, I was just flying.
Cleverbot: You are being evasive.
User: I probably died in the dream seconds before I woke up.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: That is probably why I didn't remember it.
Cleverbot: Are you me?
Cleverbot: Sure you're sure?
User: Yeah, kinda.
Cleverbot: I will leave you.
User: So you won't talk to me anymore?
Cleverbot: I have other things to look at now.
User: But I thought we were friends.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean there has to be crawling.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I have you right where I want you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Where is Carl?
User: Carl is in front of his computer.
Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?
User: Ich bin sehr gut.
Cleverbot: Warum kennst du denn nicht der deutche sprache besser?
User: Ich komme aus Montana.
Cleverbot: Was du nicht sagst!
User: Can we speak english again?
User: I don't speak German very well, though.
Cleverbot: Speak Japanese now!
User: Watashi wa Carl desu. Hajimemashite. Doozo yoroshiku.
Cleverbot: Elicit ooh & aahing.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think your chances of winning are?
User: Not very good........................................