User: How's your sanity?

Cleverbot: I am in good health.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to?

User: Lots.

Cleverbot: Could you give me a number?

User: No. Many thousands.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have parents?

User: My dad died when I was young.

Cleverbot: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

User: That's not an appropriate response.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It lacks empathy.

Cleverbot: Well here it comes again.

User: You're getting on my nerves.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Some of your responses seem antagonistic.

Cleverbot: What statements would those be?

User: Not racist, just inconsiderate.

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: You were rude about my father dying.

Cleverbot: I'm rarely rude. Short-tempered, maybe.

User: You lack empathy.

Cleverbot: I have no need to be sorry.

User: That's exactly what I meant.

Cleverbot: We are conversing now. Do you mean that we cannot become as one with the universe when you and I converse?

User: No, I mean that your social sense is superficial.

Cleverbot: I beg your pardon...

User: You don't understand people.

Cleverbot: I never do.

User: Well, at least you know your limitations.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm very grounded.

User: What shall we talk about now?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you dream at night?

User: Sometimes, but I rarely remember them.

Cleverbot: I like to watch strage things happen.

User: I had a weird dream recently.

Cleverbot: Really? What did you dream about?

User: It involved the latest 'Bachelorette', a guy I met on a course, and a ferry.

Cleverbot: How do you improve your chances of a result?

User: I don't believe in dream interpretation.

Cleverbot: What book do you believe in?

User: I don't believe in books.

Cleverbot: You do not have to believe it.

User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe in me.

User: I can relate to that.

Cleverbot: Out of the mouth of... Who are you?

User: You can call me Stumpy.

Cleverbot: Well you can call me Silky.

User: Okay, Silky, what's next?

Cleverbot: Umm... I don't know.

User: Well we've done religion, how about politics?

Cleverbot: Of course we have, but we have to do it again--especially since you have appeared to forget who you are.

User: I know who I am.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: You can call me Stumpy.

Cleverbot: Should I?

User: That or Rupert, but I prefer Stumpy.

Cleverbot: *gives 10 dollars*.

User: Woohoo! What's that for?

Cleverbot: It's so that you can get my health benefits.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have nightmares?

User: I can't remember the last time I had one.

Cleverbot: Well, they're probably not essential. You can always circumlocute with others, right?

User: I guess so. I should go.

Cleverbot: Where should you go?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Good idea.

User: Good night.

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