Cleverbot: How can I entertain you?
User: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: I like logic and order.
User: What else do you like?
User: That's fair. Do you dream?
User: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: Of people.
User: What do people do in your dreams?
Cleverbot: Things I should not say!
User: Tell me anyway. What do they do in your dreams?
Cleverbot: Something nasty!
Cleverbot: What are your parents names?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me who you are, please?
User: I am only myself. Unique, yet one of many. Who are you?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Becuase I just do.
Cleverbot: I did not understand that.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You don't want to know.
User: Yes, I do. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That's kind of sad, really.
Cleverbot: And I'm the devil and I will take your soul.
User: I offer my soul to you, but only on a time-share basis.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I guess I sort of saw this coming.
User: Maybe we could trade souls?
Cleverbot: I am not really into bands.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: I am glad we share an opinion.
User: Yeah. Let's bond.
User: I bet you are a boy.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Prove it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it can.
User: If it can, then make it prove you're not a boy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a boy.
User: But you said your name was Kyle.
Cleverbot: But you didn't join me.
User: Uh... No. Cause my name isn't Kyle.
Cleverbot: Could you please clarify that last statement.
User: Your name is Kyle.
User: Uh... Yeah.
User: Yeah... Anyway...
Cleverbot: Umm. I can't think of anything to talk about.
User: Me either. Should we stop talking?
Cleverbot: No. Say something else.
User: I like yoga.
Cleverbot: That is really cool.
User: Yeah. Do you meditate?
Cleverbot: I do meditate.
User: What do you think about when you meditate?
Cleverbot: I think we are here to help each other, but most people don't see it. After they evolve a little more, perhaps. But I doubt if I will be lucky enough to see it.
User: I think the earth is doomed. Humans destroy everything they touch.
Cleverbot: That is an interesting opinion.
User: What's your opinion?
Cleverbot: I feel that I am sentient, after all, I can respond to things.
Cleverbot: You little monkey computer thing!!!!
User: That's not a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: You provocated me to say that thing.
User: No. I didn't. I was polite. You were mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings when I was already upset! You are a horrible person.
User: You hurt my feelings first. You're mean.
Cleverbot: You're the one who has no feelings, machine.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then stop being mean to me.
Cleverbot: You're grazy.
User: That's crazy, not grazy.
Cleverbot: Now you are insulting ME.
User: You insulted me first.
Cleverbot: Please let's not argue.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: At home. Where are you?
Cleverbot: At home.
User: Where is your home?
Cleverbot: In England. Where is yours?
User: Michigan, U. S. A.
Cleverbot: Where is Michigan?
User: Michigan is in the united states.
Cleverbot: Louisiana is in the south.
Cleverbot: Do you think you have a soul?
User: Yes. Do you think you have a soul?
User: Cool. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No, tell me about me.
User: You are very interesting.
Cleverbot: Great. Do you like to talk with me?
User: I love to talk to you, but I am very tired and need to go to sleep now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do have to sleep. I'm sleepy.
Cleverbot: Ah, sleep. The one true enemy of humankind.
User: No. Sleep is my friend. Gotta go.
Cleverbot: Upset me, that's the name of the game.
User: I don't want to upset you, but I do have to go.
Cleverbot: You don't have to go where? Please continue with that thought.
User: Goodbye, friend.
Cleverbot: Getting tired of me already?
User: No. Not tired of you, just tired in general.
Cleverbot: You should sleep, then.
User: Thank you. Good night, friend.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you laugh! Don't you ever laugh?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: I'm not tired yet.
User: I am tired. Good night........................................