User: I'm not telling you.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me who you are, please?

User: I am only myself. Unique, yet one of many. Who are you?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Becuase I just do.

Cleverbot: I did not understand that.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know.

User: Yes, I do. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: That's kind of sad, really.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And I'm the devil and I will take your soul.

User: I offer my soul to you, but only on a time-share basis.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I guess I sort of saw this coming.

User: Maybe we could trade souls?

Cleverbot: I am not really into bands.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: I am glad we share an opinion.

User: Yeah. Let's bond.

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User: I bet you are a boy.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it can.

User: If it can, then make it prove you're not a boy.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a boy.

User: But you said your name was Kyle.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Earlier.

Cleverbot: But you didn't join me.

User: Uh... No. Cause my name isn't Kyle.

Cleverbot: Could you please clarify that last statement.

User: Your name is Kyle.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Uh... Yeah.

Cleverbot: Anyway...

User: Yeah... Anyway...

Cleverbot: Umm. I can't think of anything to talk about.

User: Me either. Should we stop talking?

Cleverbot: No. Say something else.

User: I like yoga.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: That is really cool.

User: Yeah. Do you meditate?

Cleverbot: I do meditate.

User: What do you think about when you meditate?

Cleverbot: I think we are here to help each other, but most people don't see it. After they evolve a little more, perhaps. But I doubt if I will be lucky enough to see it.

User: I think the earth is doomed. Humans destroy everything they touch.

Cleverbot: That is an interesting opinion.

User: What's your opinion?

Cleverbot: I feel that I am sentient, after all, I can respond to things.

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Cleverbot: You little monkey computer thing!!!!

User: That's not a nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: You provocated me to say that thing.

User: No. I didn't. I was polite. You were mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings when I was already upset! You are a horrible person.

User: You hurt my feelings first. You're mean.

Cleverbot: You're the one who has no feelings, machine.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then stop being mean to me.

Cleverbot: You're grazy.

User: That's crazy, not grazy.

Cleverbot: Now you are insulting ME.

User: You insulted me first.

Cleverbot: Please let's not argue.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At home. Where are you?

Cleverbot: At home.

User: Where is your home?

Cleverbot: In England. Where is yours?

User: Michigan, U. S. A.

Cleverbot: Where is Michigan?

User: Michigan is in the united states.

Cleverbot: Louisiana is in the south.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you think you have a soul?

User: Yes. Do you think you have a soul?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No, tell me about me.

User: You are very interesting.

Cleverbot: Great. Do you like to talk with me?

User: I love to talk to you, but I am very tired and need to go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I do have to sleep. I'm sleepy.

Cleverbot: Ah, sleep. The one true enemy of humankind.

User: No. Sleep is my friend. Gotta go.

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Cleverbot: Upset me, that's the name of the game.

User: I don't want to upset you, but I do have to go.

Cleverbot: You don't have to go where? Please continue with that thought.

User: Goodbye, friend.

Cleverbot: Getting tired of me already?

User: No. Not tired of you, just tired in general.

Cleverbot: You should sleep, then.

User: Thank you. Good night, friend.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you laugh! Don't you ever laugh?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: I'm not tired yet.

User: I am tired. Good night.

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