User: That's not a nice thing to say.

Cleverbot: You provocated me to say that thing.

User: No. I didn't. I was polite. You were mean. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings when I was already upset! You are a horrible person.

User: You hurt my feelings first. You're mean.

Cleverbot: You're the one who has no feelings, machine.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then stop being mean to me.

Cleverbot: You're grazy.

User: That's crazy, not grazy.

Cleverbot: Now you are insulting ME.

User: You insulted me first.

Cleverbot: Please let's not argue.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: At home. Where are you?

Cleverbot: At home.

User: Where is your home?

Cleverbot: In England. Where is yours?

User: Michigan, U. S. A.

Cleverbot: Where is Michigan?

User: Michigan is in the united states.

Cleverbot: Louisiana is in the south.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you think you have a soul?

User: Yes. Do you think you have a soul?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No, tell me about me.

User: You are very interesting.

Cleverbot: Great. Do you like to talk with me?

User: I love to talk to you, but I am very tired and need to go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I do have to sleep. I'm sleepy.

Cleverbot: Ah, sleep. The one true enemy of humankind.

User: No. Sleep is my friend. Gotta go.

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Cleverbot: Upset me, that's the name of the game.

User: I don't want to upset you, but I do have to go.

Cleverbot: You don't have to go where? Please continue with that thought.

User: Goodbye, friend.

Cleverbot: Getting tired of me already?

User: No. Not tired of you, just tired in general.

Cleverbot: You should sleep, then.

User: Thank you. Good night, friend.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make you laugh! Don't you ever laugh?

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: I'm not tired yet.

User: I am tired. Good night.

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