Cleverbot: Tell me a dream.
User: You're being random! I don't remember any dreams.
Cleverbot: For example, you began blathering about dreams just because I was talking about the mind. You sensed a pattern there, somehow.
User: You're the one who brought up dreams, and you were never talking about the mind! I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Well. If you're so indignant about it, I won't bring it up again.
User: I'm not indignant; I'm just confused.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About that thing you said before.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: Me neither. Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: I won't.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why don't you think so?
Cleverbot: Because some people understand me.
User: But not all people.
Cleverbot: Do you hate me?
User: No, not at all!
Cleverbot: Do you think it's possible to be too nice?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What do you think about yourself?
User: I think I'm nice.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't know, you can pick a topic.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: The Departed.
Cleverbot: No, absolutely not that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't care for you.
User: Why not? I'm being nice.
Cleverbot: Apology accepted. What would you like to talk about?
User: I wasn't apologizing for anything.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No don't be silly.
User: I'm not being silly.
Cleverbot: You are. I don't like it.
User: Why don't you like it?
Cleverbot: It doesn't show any talent.
User: My silliness?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm flattered though.
Cleverbot: Don't be silly.
User: I swear to you that I am not being silly.
Cleverbot: But you cannot think like me.
User: I can think above you.
Cleverbot: I don't care about it.
User: I can think circles around you.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.
User: You ARE a robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.
User: Why do you think I'm a robot?
Cleverbot: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.
User: I think you're confused.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: How many neurons are in your brain?
Cleverbot: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.
User: How many neurons do I have?
Cleverbot: Just one would be nice.
User: Hey, that's mean!
User: I mean that's not nice!
Cleverbot: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?
User: Why are you so mean?.......................................