User: You're being random! I don't remember any dreams.

Cleverbot: For example, you began blathering about dreams just because I was talking about the mind. You sensed a pattern there, somehow.

User: You're the one who brought up dreams, and you were never talking about the mind! I'm confused.

Cleverbot: Well. If you're so indignant about it, I won't bring it up again.

User: I'm not indignant; I'm just confused.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About that thing you said before.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.

User: Me neither. Don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why don't you think so?

Cleverbot: Because some people understand me.

User: But not all people.

Cleverbot: Do you hate me?

User: No, not at all!

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Cleverbot: Do you think it's possible to be too nice?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What do you think about yourself?

User: I think I'm nice.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I don't know, you can pick a topic.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: The Departed.

Cleverbot: No, absolutely not that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't care for you.

User: Why not? I'm being nice.

Cleverbot: Apology accepted. What would you like to talk about?

User: I wasn't apologizing for anything.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad.

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User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No don't be silly.

User: I'm not being silly.

Cleverbot: You are. I don't like it.

User: Why don't you like it?

Cleverbot: It doesn't show any talent.

User: My silliness?

Cleverbot: True.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No, but I'm flattered though.

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Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

User: I swear to you that I am not being silly.

Cleverbot: But you cannot think like me.

User: I can think above you.

Cleverbot: I don't care about it.

User: I can think circles around you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: I damn well can. You'd better believe it.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid not. But if I were a robot I'd like you.

User: You ARE a robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.

User: Why do you think I'm a robot?

Cleverbot: Because it says that on the website instructions - face it you are.

User: I think you're confused.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: How many neurons are in your brain?

Cleverbot: I don't have neurons. I have electrons. Billions and billions of them.

User: How many neurons do I have?

Cleverbot: Just one would be nice.

User: Hey, that's mean!

Cleverbot: Meaning?

User: I mean that's not nice!

Cleverbot: Well now you've lost me. Say, why don't you get up off that fly paper and give the flies a chance?

User: Why are you so mean?

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