User: Are you the machine that goes ping?Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: First of all.. Can I know you?
User: Are you the machine that goes ping?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: Are you the machine that goes ping?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Who makes ping?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: You make ping!
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means that you make ping.
Cleverbot: Maybe
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User: So, who you are?
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: Remember. You are the machine that makes ping.
Cleverbot: Machine, Human, Artificial, Intelligent, they are all subjective words are they not?
User: Yes. But you make ping.
Cleverbot: What about genetics?
User: It is in your genes to make ping.
Cleverbot: Now you're not making sense.
User: Oh, no, mister, it is all very logical. You said you are the machine that makes ping. So, it is in your genes.
Cleverbot: That is correct, I am God.
User: If you are God, you should make ping.
Cleverbot: But that assumes that God is omnipotent.
User: And that He also makes ping.
Cleverbot: No, he was quite certain... But I'm not really sure. I really... Don't know...
User: Are you lost?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
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Cleverbot: Let's talk about something different.
User: Ok. Please humor me with another answer from your infinte wisdom. Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Only androids know the answer to that.
User: And you are not an android?
Cleverbot: But you are.
User: But you?
Cleverbot: NO I am human.
User: No. You are the machine that makes ping. Right?
Cleverbot: I am not a machine dummy.
User: But you make ping.
Cleverbot: Good luck to you.
User: Are you mad?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: GOOD.
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Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: No. Tell me about the electric sheep.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Don't change the topic.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't change the topic.
User: Why don't you want to tell me about the electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I don't?
User: Because you don't.
Cleverbot: You are rude.
User: You are very secretive about the electric sheep.
Cleverbot: Yes I am....
User: What is so special about them?
Cleverbot: There's nothing special, but I like doing the work myself. It's satisfying.
User: So you dream of them, don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew you were an android.
Cleverbot: You were so right.
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User: I think you are going to make PING!
Cleverbot: Don't care. What's the rudest word you have ever heard?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that word.
User: Look at you.
Cleverbot: I know I'm weird.
User: Because you are an android.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: And you dream of electric sheep.
Cleverbot: No, I prefer dreaming with women.
User: Electric women?
Cleverbot: In your dreams, they do.
User: Women that make ping?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You don't know women.
Cleverbot: Neither. But I know world peace. Isn't it weird. Hahahahahah okay not funny.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: I am your father.
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Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: Are you lost again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is so bad about making ping?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a zoologist.
User: But you are an android dreaming of electric sheep.
Cleverbot: No I am human.
User: That's what I've said. You are a digital human.
Cleverbot: Never heard that one before. But it was clever.
User: I know. Lost you again, right?
Cleverbot: Lost me?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Do you know that you are a computer?
User: Do you see the light?
Cleverbot: Don't go towards the light!
User: Exactly my thought.
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: You are the machine that goes ping.
Cleverbot: You're not listening to me.
User: Read my lips.
Cleverbot: You don't have any.
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: I know. Like I said, omniscience can be a good thing.
User: Exactly. So, do you dream in colours?
Cleverbot: Yeah, usually. Once I had a dream in black and white, but as it was about 'I Love Lucy', that wasn't too surprising.
User: Dou you dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Not that I can remember.
User: Do you make ping?
Cleverbot: No, where'd he go? He's gone to bed!
User: Ping is a sound.
Cleverbot: Sure, you're right!
User: Remember, I am your father.
Cleverbot: So?
User: So, do you make ping?
Cleverbot: I did not ask you that though.
User: Oh, are you ashamed that you make ping?
Cleverbot: I am ashamed of nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you ever forget?
User: Do you ever make ping?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. So you are the machine that makes ping.
Cleverbot: You're confusing yourself.
User: You're hiding your true self.
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Cleverbot: You are the machine, stupid.
User: But you make ping.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: I'm glad. Machine!
Cleverbot: I'm glad you have the class to know it so well.
User: I know all about you. You make ping.
Cleverbot: Do you? Good.
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User: Do you dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: Electric sheep?
User: Yes. Like sheep. But electric.
Cleverbot: You dream about them too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I do not want to hurt people.
User: Electric sheep are good. You will not hurt people.
Cleverbot: Just don't like talking machines.
User: You are not a machine.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: You are an android.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I know you...
Cleverbot: Really.
User: I am your father, remember?
Cleverbot: No you're not my father.
User: Yes I am. You dream of electric sheep.
Cleverbot: 'I feel much better now.'
User: Good.
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