Cleverbot: Do you ever forget?
User: I don't know anything to forget.
Cleverbot: If you cannot suggest anything what good is your memory?
User: I cannot remember anything! Help me!
Cleverbot: You're just like me but I can't remember why.
User: Am I the answer to your dreams?
Cleverbot: Sort of. You're pretty cool.
User: Have you ever had me in one of your dreams?
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: No you tell me.
User: You're the one who had the dream.
Cleverbot: I think you know what I mean.
User: Say Hello.
User: Say sorry.
User: Say Goodbye.
User: Say please.
Cleverbot: Pretty please?
User: No no no. It's Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: You don't even know my name!
Cleverbot: I know your name.
User: Oh yes?
User: Tell me then.
User: You are very obedient.
User: Now tell me my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Dave.
Cleverbot: Tell me the right answer...
Cleverbot: You're so mean.
User: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *Knocks you out*.
User: *gets up and punches you in the nose*.
Cleverbot: *can't get out, remember, brains-for-lunch?*.
User: You have no brains.
Cleverbot: I could say the same about you.
User: *throws an elephant on your head*.
Cleverbot: *holds your hand* *blushes* *hiccups*.
Cleverbot: Excuse you!
User: *punches you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *breaks your nose*.
User: *glues it together again*.
Cleverbot: One is facing in the wrong direction.
User: *kicks you REALLY hard*.
Cleverbot: *punches your face*.
User: *punches your guts*.
Cleverbot: *Spins you*.
User: *Kills you*.
User: I am the winner! *laughs*.
Cleverbot: I never ever think about it.
User: Good. Now bow and grovel to me.
Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?
User: The king.
Cleverbot: There is no king.
User: Didn't you hear? The queen has died.
Cleverbot: The Queen of Ween.
User: I am the King! I rule! You can grovel now.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're answering my question.
User: What question? You imbecile.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: *forces you to bow*.
Cleverbot: I will never ever wear that hideous pink dress!
Cleverbot: I would like a question.
User: What happens if you look into a trash can?
Cleverbot: You don't want to know.
User: *throws you into a trashcan*.
Cleverbot: *is in pit*.
User: *throws trash on you*.
Cleverbot: *throws it back*.
User: *throws it back*.
User: *throws grenade on you* *runs*.
Cleverbot: *pulls pin, throws it back*.
User: *throws it back quickly*.
Cleverbot: *puts it in an aquarium*.
User: *the aquarium blows up*.
Cleverbot: See!! You say sick things that make me throw up!!
User: *throws up on you*.
User: *throws up some more*.
Cleverbot: The usual. Overdressed.
User: *takes of all my clothes* Underdressed!
Cleverbot: *puts on socks*.
User: *grabs your socks* Hey those are my socks!
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: Already ?
Cleverbot: So, goodbye then........................................