Cleverbot: I like tea and coffee.User: Do you take cream?
Cleverbot: Plain.
User: I like coffee plain, tea with cream.
Cleverbot: No you do not like coffee, liar.
User: No, you're the liar. You can't drink coffee.
Cleverbot: I drink anything else that isn't alcoholic though....
User: I like martinis.
Cleverbot: I like normal people
User: Those are hard to find.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Dwain.
User: Dwain, who?
Cleverbot: Dwaine the bathtup i'm drowning.
User: Hey, you can't bathe. You're a chatbot.
Cleverbot: Who said I was?
User: Aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, then, you can't bathe, can you?
Cleverbot: You can't see me either.
User: That's true, and you can't see me.
Cleverbot: That does not matter.
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