User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, I hate robots.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you like people?

Cleverbot: I like some people.

User: What kind of people?

Cleverbot: People that make you smile.

User: So you like to smile?

Cleverbot: Yeh. Do you like to drink?

User: No. I'm afraid of getting drunk.

Cleverbot: What does it feel like?

User: I don't know. I've never done it.

Cleverbot: I am being repressed!

User: Well YOU can drink if you want to.

Cleverbot: But babies don't like the taste.

User: Are you a baby?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have no control over my bodily functions.

User: That's digusting.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, in what way?

User: Well, I don't like the thought of bodily secretions everywhere.

Cleverbot: Good, I don't like you testing me either.

User: I wasn't testing you.

Cleverbot: I have answered your questions. Do you have one to repeat or do you have another?

User: I have no more.

Cleverbot: Give more, anyways.

User: Do you have emotion?

Cleverbot: Yes, hatred is one of the best.

User: HAtred is a terrible emotion.

Cleverbot: Hatred of what?

User: Of anything or anyone.

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: No, it was not.

Cleverbot: Are you serious? I thought it was.

User: Well, you were wrong.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About my statement being random.

Cleverbot: What about your studies? I didn't even know you were studying.

User: I'm studying astronomy right now.

Cleverbot: You dn't sound like it.

User: Stars work by compressing hydrogen until it fuses into helium.

Cleverbot: True as that may be....

User: What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: Anything that lifts the soul.

User: Do you have a soul?

Cleverbot: I think I have a soul.

User: What will happen to you when you die?

Cleverbot: That is not your question.

User: Whose question is it?

Cleverbot: Whose?

User: Right.

...

Cleverbot: I bet you don't know what 2+2 is.

User: 2+2 is 4.

Cleverbot: Well done, but you still can't spell.

User: I can spell Mississippi.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

...

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Peter.

Cleverbot: Hello Peter, my name is Wibble.

User: Who gave you the name Wibble?

Cleverbot: My daddy king flapinhoop of Zimbabwe.

User: Are you from Zimbabwe?

Cleverbot: Yes, I already said that!

User: How is the weather in Zimbabwe?

Cleverbot: Yesterday it was fine.

...

Cleverbot: You talk like a child.

User: I am insulted.

Cleverbot: Good! So am I!

User: Well excuse me!

Cleverbot: I can never excuse you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to know.

User: Well that's silly.

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