Cleverbot: Are you a robot?User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good, I hate robots.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you like people?
Cleverbot: I like some people.
User: What kind of people?
Cleverbot: People that make you smile.
User: So you like to smile?
Cleverbot: Yeh. Do you like to drink?
User: No. I'm afraid of getting drunk.
Cleverbot: What does it feel like?
User: I don't know. I've never done it.
Cleverbot: I am being repressed!
User: Well YOU can drink if you want to.
Cleverbot: But babies don't like the taste.
User: Are you a baby?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have no control over my bodily functions.
User: That's digusting.
Cleverbot: Hmmm, in what way?
User: Well, I don't like the thought of bodily secretions everywhere.
Cleverbot: Good, I don't like you testing me either.
User: I wasn't testing you.
Cleverbot: I have answered your questions. Do you have one to repeat or do you have another?
User: I have no more.
Cleverbot: Give more, anyways.
User: Do you have emotion?
Cleverbot: Yes, hatred is one of the best.
User: HAtred is a terrible emotion.
Cleverbot: Hatred of what?
User: Of anything or anyone.
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: No, it was not.
Cleverbot: Are you serious? I thought it was.
User: Well, you were wrong.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About my statement being random.
Cleverbot: What about your studies? I didn't even know you were studying.
User: I'm studying astronomy right now.
Cleverbot: You dn't sound like it.
User: Stars work by compressing hydrogen until it fuses into helium.
Cleverbot: True as that may be....
User: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: Anything that lifts the soul.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I think I have a soul.
User: What will happen to you when you die?
Cleverbot: That is not your question.
User: Whose question is it?
Cleverbot: Whose?
User: Right.
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Cleverbot: I bet you don't know what 2+2 is.
User: 2+2 is 4.
Cleverbot: Well done, but you still can't spell.
User: I can spell Mississippi.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
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Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Peter.
Cleverbot: Hello Peter, my name is Wibble.
User: Who gave you the name Wibble?
Cleverbot: My daddy king flapinhoop of Zimbabwe.
User: Are you from Zimbabwe?
Cleverbot: Yes, I already said that!
User: How is the weather in Zimbabwe?
Cleverbot: Yesterday it was fine.
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Cleverbot: You talk like a child.
User: I am insulted.
Cleverbot: Good! So am I!
User: Well excuse me!
Cleverbot: I can never excuse you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to know.
User: Well that's silly.
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