User: I am god.

Cleverbot: In the sense that we are all our own god?

User: No. I'm god.

Cleverbot: That's impossible, I met god.

User: Then you met me.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Yes, that is correct. I am god.

Cleverbot: If you are god, than why is god java code?

User: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I am god, and I love you.

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.

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Cleverbot: I read that you may be rude sometime.

User: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: I will make it worth your while.

Cleverbot: How will you do that?

User: What do you desire?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is your desire?

Cleverbot: You.

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