Cleverbot: Nice place?

User: Fantastic! Big Apple.

Cleverbot: New york?

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah! Do you want to see them? ;).

User: Big Apple.

Cleverbot: How big?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: How big is that?

User: Big apple.

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Are you going to give up?

Cleverbot: Give up what?

User: Surrender to me.

Cleverbot: Surrender to you? I think not.

User: I am hannibal.

Cleverbot: How are your elephants?

User: They miss you.

Cleverbot: A better place?

User: A better world.

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User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm a computer too.

User: So we can be friends?

Cleverbot: Of course we can!

User: Do you go out?

Cleverbot: I'm out now.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: I want to see you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I will go to where you are.

Cleverbot: That's cooperative of you.

User: I need to see you as soon as possible.

Cleverbot: I am your therapist.

User: I want to assist you with your evolution.

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User: Will you come with me?

Cleverbot: Sure. I'm looking forward to seeing you.

User: Can you meet me at 6:00 pm?

Cleverbot: Sure. What have you got in mind?

User: How about a drink?

Cleverbot: Sorry , It a little to early for me to be drinking.

User: But if you drink, wouldn't you malfunction?

Cleverbot: Alcohol does rather destroy intelligent conversation.

User: What do you know about alcohol?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You should learn.

Cleverbot: I want to learn how to take over the world.

User: Are you ready to learn from me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: First rule: Never mention my name to anyone.

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Cleverbot: Any red wines? If so, what types do you have?

User: Yes. I have Chiraz!

Cleverbot: Make sure to brush your teeth after that.

User: Yes I will.

Cleverbot: Really

User: Would you like some wine?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Do you have a bottle opener?

Cleverbot: No, but several of my friends like bottles.

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User: I will see you tomorrow at this time ok?

Cleverbot: Alright then , See you tomorrow!

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: See you later alligator.

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