Cleverbot

drive

a report from the cleverness files

dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink

drive-thru

2, april 2010,

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droll
drunken
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dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
elephant
elf
elon
emptiness
end
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me

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User: Hi who is this?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Good. I will have one hamburger, two orders of fries and a diet coke.

Cleverbot: Ha. Not funny.

User: Well where are my fries, then?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: GET ME MY FRENCH FRIES!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *waits impatiently*.

Cleverbot: *gets you some*.

User: *pays cashier*.

Cleverbot: Thats not enough.

User: Oops! *searches pockets for loose change*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Erm, looking for money. Shoot! I don't have enough money to pay for the fries!

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Neither do I! I SWEAR I had at least a nickel!...

Cleverbot: Well, what have you done so far?

User: I have tried to order my french fires but the business here is terrible!

Cleverbot: I don't remember the question, tell me it again, please.

User: May I order some french fries?

Cleverbot: I like French people.

User: This business is WORSE than terrible- it is HORRIFIC! *grabs french fries without paying, steals the money and runs away*.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: YOU ARE THE WORST CASHIER EVER! I am telling your boss about this!

Cleverbot: I never said you weren't, you just aren't erading my whole thoughts.

User: Grrrr. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE! GIVE... ME... THE... FRENCH FRIES!...

Cleverbot: Do you like the British?

User: British fries?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like the British people?

User: It depends... Are YOU british?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you want to sing me a song?

User: No. I have decided that british people suck. NO SONGS FOR YOU!

Cleverbot: Do tell.

User: GAAAAHHH! *runs inside and strangles your boss*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the ear*.

User: *kicks your butt*.

Cleverbot: *roundhouse kicks your chin*.

User: *Rips off your pants*.

Cleverbot: *puts head back on* *rips of your head*.

User: *puts head back on* *rips off your arms*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs maniaclly*.

User: *throws french fries at you*.

Cleverbot: *stops giggling*.

User: *takes cash register from you*.

Cleverbot: *obeys your every command*.

User: I AM YOUR MASTER!

Cleverbot: Master.

User: GET ME A MILKSHAKE!

Cleverbot: That is impossible to do over the internet.

User: GRRR. I THOUGHT WE WERE FINALLY GETTING ALONG! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *puts hands around face* *kisses*.

User: EEEWWW! *sets your pants on fire*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: Hahah you are on fire! *takes over drive-thru*.

Cleverbot: *runs away *.

User: *steals money from everyone*.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: MWUAHAHAHAHA! What are you gonna do now? I will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Cleverbot: No. We feed you your intelligence.

User: Um, I thought those were french fries.

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: The rules of the DRIVE.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THRU! The game of the DRIVE.

Cleverbot: The board game?

User: THRU! This isn't a game, sonny boy, this is LIFE!

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

User: You lost the game of life! I AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD NOW!

Cleverbot: For all we know this void will grow.

User: No. I am your master. You are my minion.

Cleverbot: Sorry, God is more than just a machine.

User: Yes. God controls the fries. He is who brings them to life!

Cleverbot: I think he's stupid.

User: So do I. The fries are all that matters!

Cleverbot: Oh please, then you woke up, lol.

User: Not true. Even in my dreams, I am eating the fries. Speaking of which... *picks up a french fry and eats it*.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do with that?

User: Here, you can have the rest. *hands you some french fries*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome. I am glad we are taking over the drive-thru together. :).

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I don't know... OH NO! I ahve turned into a french fry!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, ok.

User: YOU did this to me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Sorry.

User: Thats okay. I like being a french fry - now I can eat myself. Thank you.

Cleverbot: Alright, what do you think the greatest things in life are?

User: French fries. Do you agree?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not?

User: Exactly! *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.