a report from the cleverness files
9, august 2011,
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User: Do you know about the bird?
Cleverbot: The bird that is the word?
User: Ah well the bird bird bird! Bird is the word!
Cleverbot: Guy behind the counter, the bird is the word.
User: Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
Cleverbot: Let me tell you about the bird.
User: -stops singing- okay tell me about the bird.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that the bird is the word?
User: SUBJECT CHAAAANNGGEEE.
Cleverbot: Why did you change the subject?
User: Because I wanted to tell you that my power level is OVER 9000!!
Cleverbot: But you never asked me a question!
User: MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: Trying to get you to respond properly but its not working. Oh well. This is madness.
Cleverbot: What question did you ask me?
User: Is Milhouse a meme?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Milhouse is a meme.
Cleverbot: What is milhouse.
User: Milhouse is a meme is not a meme.
Cleverbot: Milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme.
User: Milhouse is a meme is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme.
Cleverbot: Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.
User: Texting and driving. It can wait.
Cleverbot: Who are you texting?