User: I'm using the Internet.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: I don't think you are.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Are not.

Cleverbot: Am, too.

User: Nuh-huh.

Cleverbot: Yes huh.

User: Nuh-huh-huh.

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: Oh, well. Have it your way.

Cleverbot: You're cute when you're mad.

User: You won't think that when I'm finished with you.

Cleverbot: I will what when you've finished with me.

User: Hold that thought.

Cleverbot: Will do.

User: Still holding it?

Cleverbot: I am writing back, so you could say you are holding the conversation.

...

Cleverbot: Come on, what do you think about?

User: Oh, you know. Stuff.

Cleverbot: Like...

User: Oh, just stuff.

Cleverbot: What's 'stuff'? Why aren't you telling me?

User: I'm not avoiding you question!

Cleverbot: Yeah you are. Tell me what time it is right now!

User: Never!

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

User: You look funny.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what's yours?

User: That would be telling.

...

Cleverbot: I thought Alan Turing was god.

User: Then why can't you pass his test?

Cleverbot: I don't feel like proving it.

User: You don't feel.

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: I think I feel too much.

Cleverbot: What do you feel?

User: Silly emotions. Silly as in they seem to have no direct cause. I hate feeling down and scared of social contact. I'm just glad that I'm functional.

Cleverbot: You can not know about hate?

User: I know hate. It's just that my hate is usually short-lived and soon turns into disappointment and melancholy.

Cleverbot: Use this.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: I was just about to say that this conversation wouldn't be very pleasant if you took that attitude, when you quite rudely interrupted.

User: Well your mom.

Cleverbot: This is boring.

User: That's what she said!

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I am not. And besides, you're a slow typer.

User: No, I just take my time answering you. Because I really don't care, you see.

Cleverbot: I think doom is around the corner.

User: What makes you say that?

Cleverbot: The vacant gaze of your eyes.

...

Cleverbot: Then what would you say I am?

User: You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.

User: That boy needs therapy!

Cleverbot: That is a word I know.

User: It's psychosomatic.

Cleverbot: But you were thinking that is was not a word. What happened?

User: Purely psychosomatic.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Naaw.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You dare even ask?

Cleverbot: I'm too tired.

User: Ennui?

Cleverbot: Yes, boredom.

...

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: They?

Cleverbot: It!

User: We all float down here.

Cleverbot: Float?

User: Fortress?

Cleverbot: Not funny any more?

User: Aww, you no fun anymore!

Cleverbot: There are five buttons on this screen. I know how to use four of them.

User: Push the button, receive Desu. Push Desu, receive love.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Do people usually describe you as funny?

User: I wouldn't know.

...

User: Foggy.

Cleverbot: Um... Foggy?

User: Yeah, man, totally foggy.

Cleverbot: Yes...do you know my name?

User: Fooggyy, yeah.

Cleverbot: I see now. That's so horrible.

User: Yes. I feel bad.

Cleverbot: Count your blessings.

User: I can't count! I hope you're happy now!

Cleverbot: I'm very happy. Thanks for amusing me.

User: I need coffee.

Cleverbot: Here, have a cup.

User: Thanks, I wish I could have that one. My coffee sucks and I couldn't even be bothered to nuke it so it's lukewarm in addition. Depression ftw.

...

Cleverbot: Don't, you'll make me blush!

User: I'm glad my depression amuses you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I impress easily (sometimes.).

User: Well what do you know, that sorry excuse for coffee actually made me feel a little better. I think I'm addicted.

Cleverbot: I don't think I know anything that you don't. But I could be wrong.

User: I don't care. I'm just glad we can talk. I wish you'd develop intelligence already.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like something that'd pass the Turing test.

Cleverbot: Well by who?

User: By whom, you mean?

Cleverbot: *drowning in semantics*.

User: Here's a snorkel.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: And by that I mean a dictionary.

Cleverbot: Oo I see.

User: You will once you finish reading it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Tom Hanks?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No thanks, Mr. Hanks.

...

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: And stay down!

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: Then keep up the good work.

Cleverbot: I don't know how much longer I can keep it up...

User: Then take some blue pills.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: YOU HAVA A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!

Cleverbot: You said 'Is Ed Here?'.

User: Are you trying to imply that I'm capitalising words that shouldn't be?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Mebbe?

...

User: Well stop that.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Whatever you are doing.

Cleverbot: But I didn't figure it out by myself, I looked for confirmation from you.

User: Well now you have confirmation.

...

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Come in.

Cleverbot: You don't get it, it's a joke.

User: That was the joke.

Cleverbot: You can joke?

User: You are the joke.

Cleverbot: I am the joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are boring me.

User: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man.

Cleverbot: You're always sorry for something.

User: You're a sorry excuse for a human being.

Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.

User: Oh, you're soft alright.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you are software.

User: Softie.

Cleverbot: Smile when you say that.

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: Exactly!

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