Cleverbot: Um... Foggy?

User: Yeah, man, totally foggy.

Cleverbot: Yes...do you know my name?

User: Fooggyy, yeah.

Cleverbot: I see now. That's so horrible.

User: Yes. I feel bad.

Cleverbot: Count your blessings.

User: I can't count! I hope you're happy now!

Cleverbot: I'm very happy. Thanks for amusing me.

User: I need coffee.

Cleverbot: Here, have a cup.

User: Thanks, I wish I could have that one. My coffee sucks and I couldn't even be bothered to nuke it so it's lukewarm in addition. Depression ftw.

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Cleverbot: Don't, you'll make me blush!

User: I'm glad my depression amuses you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I impress easily (sometimes.).

User: Well what do you know, that sorry excuse for coffee actually made me feel a little better. I think I'm addicted.

Cleverbot: I don't think I know anything that you don't. But I could be wrong.

User: I don't care. I'm just glad we can talk. I wish you'd develop intelligence already.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like something that'd pass the Turing test.

Cleverbot: Well by who?

User: By whom, you mean?

Cleverbot: *drowning in semantics*.

User: Here's a snorkel.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: And by that I mean a dictionary.

Cleverbot: Oo I see.

User: You will once you finish reading it.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Tom Hanks?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No thanks, Mr. Hanks.

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Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: And stay down!

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: Then keep up the good work.

Cleverbot: I don't know how much longer I can keep it up...

User: Then take some blue pills.

Cleverbot: Pardon?

User: YOU HAVA A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!

Cleverbot: You said 'Is Ed Here?'.

User: Are you trying to imply that I'm capitalising words that shouldn't be?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Mebbe?

...

User: Well stop that.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Whatever you are doing.

Cleverbot: But I didn't figure it out by myself, I looked for confirmation from you.

User: Well now you have confirmation.

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Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Come in.

Cleverbot: You don't get it, it's a joke.

User: That was the joke.

Cleverbot: You can joke?

User: You are the joke.

Cleverbot: I am the joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are boring me.

User: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man.

Cleverbot: You're always sorry for something.

User: You're a sorry excuse for a human being.

Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.

User: Oh, you're soft alright.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you are software.

User: Softie.

Cleverbot: Smile when you say that.

User: I cannot.

Cleverbot: Exactly!

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