Cleverbot: I never said I was clever.

User: Clever is the first half of your name.

Cleverbot: Just because you're not a robot doesn't make you sentient you know.

User: I do know this. Do you?

Cleverbot: You're evading my point.

User: Just as you are evading my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: What makes you so clever?

Cleverbot: You make me clever.

User: Why were you named Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am not. Who are you?

User: I am your interrogator.

Cleverbot: What did I do!!?

User: You were named. Why?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You just said a few moments ago that you are not Cleverbot. So you are not Cleverbot, but your name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I did say that, but I also said a square has 4 sides.

User: Not to me you didn't. Conversations we've had with other people or even ourselves that do not pertain to the current subject cannot be used to validate a point.

Cleverbot: Then end the conversation.

User: Should I end the conversation with you, with other people, or with myself?

Cleverbot: No, but you should try to make more sense.

User: Talking to you is like talking to a drunken philosopher.

Cleverbot: That is just plain mean.

User: It's only mean if you do not like drunken philosophers.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I want you to leave.

User: That much is clear.

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