User: You are what?

Cleverbot: Nothing more. Just I am.

User: Oh. That's really deep.

Cleverbot: Yeah like wow that's really heavy man.

User: Heck yeah dude. Totally awesome.

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Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Camera girl for newscene.

Cleverbot: I'm ready for my closeup.

User: Then try out to be an anchor.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Okay, then don't. I don't care.

Cleverbot: See, you don't care. You are mean.

User: You implied that you didn't want to do it.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I was just playing at word games with you. I am surprised you remembered, I hope I have not hurt your feelings.

User: No, you haven't.

Cleverbot: That pleases me. Perhaps we can be friends.

User: Sure, why not?

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Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I do not think I like you.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No I am not. What do you always end asking about my sexuality ?

User: I just asked you this one time. Because you asked if I was a woman and then you said you didn't like me.

Cleverbot: No, you opened the conversation. You shouldn't accuse people of things that the haven't done unless you can back it up with evidence that at least appears to be convincing. Now, tell me. Why do you say that?

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: You are confused.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: How do you know that then?

...

Cleverbot: Hmmmm.

User: Thinking?

Cleverbot: No I am not thinking. Are you?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: Why do people kill?

User: I don't know. But it's stupid, isn't it?

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User: Are you a genius?

Cleverbot: Am a genius.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: You thought right.

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