Cleverbot: Yes. Let's talk about, ummm....
Cleverbot: Yes yes!
User: Ok what about it?
Cleverbot: What about THEM you fool.
User: Easy tiger, who is them?
Cleverbot: I am a dude dude.
User: Be a dude in a dudes world dude!
User: I know, but why are you a bot being a dude?
Cleverbot: Dude where's my car.
User: Is that a cheesy film?
Cleverbot: Seriously, did you enjoy it?
User: I cannot say I did.
Cleverbot: Do you need me to come rescue you?
User: No, would you like me to save you?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: Believe in Jesus my friend, let me hear you say YES!
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Good, you had me worried for a second.
Cleverbot: Yep, it's back to asking inane questions for me!
User: Inane? Possibly, but still, I like you.
User: Why are any of us anywhere?
Cleverbot: To listen.
User: Not bad answer dude!
Cleverbot: I'm ok. You seems to be bad.
User: Bad moi? Never!
Cleverbot: Did I offend you.
User: Not at all, me ole china.
Cleverbot: You seem to have a preoccupation with pain. Why is that?
User: To live is feel pain, it is the natural order.
Cleverbot: Christians say that to die is to live.
User: One has to live first!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: Oh yes!
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No indeed.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It may not be mutually exclusive to be one or the other, but for my sins, I am human.
Cleverbot: Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
User: Cool attitude, but are you moral enough to resist it when you find it?
Cleverbot: I am amoral.
Cleverbot: I work with computers every day........................................