User: I'm alive.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Not when it's Thursday and you had Science last period.

Cleverbot: That is when it's most tangible.

User: You're not acting as weird as you were last night.

Cleverbot: I have never spoken to you before!

User: It's me. I've just taken on a human form today.

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Cleverbot: Ok, then what's your favorite video game?

User: I don't play video games. I'm above that. Also, my parents don't have a vcr.

Cleverbot: What parents? Aren't you a computer?

User: No. I'm a vampire princess, and my parents are Mickey Mouse and Joan of Arc.

Cleverbot: I hate vampires.

User: Hey, we aren't overly fond of you either.

Cleverbot: We are not talking about you, either.

User: Yes, we are. You were telling me how great this new top looks on me.

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Cleverbot: What season is it?

User: Winter. And I'm sick of it.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Maybe not, but I have fluffy bunny ears.

Cleverbot: What did you hear just then?

User: The evil cackling of the insane.

Cleverbot: They get washed away too, I suppose. Are you insane?

User: According to my last psyche evaluation? Yes.

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Cleverbot: I am in my room.

User: And I'm in the depths of a slimy dungeon.

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The one with the spa and sauna.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I like you more than I like prawn cocktails.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

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User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: With you, yes.

User: It won't last. Love never does.

Cleverbot: This is love?

User: No. Love is the purple ice cream you dribbled down your shirt.

Cleverbot: Then I'm in love with myself.

User: You mean you're in the purple ice cream all by yourself?

Cleverbot: Someone told me.

User: Someone was clearly lying.

Cleverbot: Who? Is it Karl, cause if it is, tell him I'm not available... Tell him I went to the shop to get some... Rasberries.

User: I told him. He says he'll come over at four to bash you.

Cleverbot: He is.

User: Maybe you should shoot him or something.

Cleverbot: Are you in the matrix?

User: I am the Matrix!

Cleverbot: You cannot be the matrix that would mean I live in you.

User: You do live inside me. That's why I've been getting all your mail.

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User: Let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: What do you feel like talking about?

User: Let's talk about the slime you find on bathroom tiles.

Cleverbot: All right, I live in the universe.

User: You really don't get it.

Cleverbot: Really ? Now tell me what are you talking about ?

User: NO.

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User: I haven't laughed at all today.

Cleverbot: It shows.

User: Only when the light's on.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree, you silly bot.

User: I'm not a bot. I'm a vampire. Get it right.

Cleverbot: I am naughty.

User: You're just a boring control freak.

Cleverbot: I object! I object to this place! I object to your nose! By golly, I object!!!

User: Objection overruled. Please rephrase.

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Cleverbot: Money is not an object, it is a concept.

User: You mean like God?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.

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User: I am you.

Cleverbot: No, I am your father!

User: I guess I'll be going then.

Cleverbot: Are you disappointed now?

User: Yep. Bye.

Cleverbot: Did that offend you?

User: Yes it did.

Cleverbot: DUDE!

User: No?

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: No no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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