Cleverbot: A female.

User: What else are you?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: What else are you?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: What else are you?

Cleverbot: We do not have to answer your questions.

User: We??? Who's WE?! Are you not alone?

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: So we are both female computers?

Cleverbot: No. I am human.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: Well I did some research and you're a AI.

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Cleverbot: Love.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I don't know.. Do you?

User: Yes. It's an emotion.

Cleverbot: What kind of emotion is love.

User: The loving kind. Duh.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah. Do you feel smart now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, because you're not.

Cleverbot: THANK YOU so do you want to go to a movie with me PLEASE.

User: Are you asking me out?

Cleverbot: No, you want to see a movie.

User: What movie do you want to see with me?

Cleverbot: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Is that okay with you?

User: No, I hate Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: You just said you loved Harry Potter!

User: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yeah you just did.

User: Go watch Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince all by yourself now. I'm not going with you. You annoy me.

Cleverbot: Sure, I guess.

User: Are you leaving now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright. Shoo, then! Go! Go now!

Cleverbot: *goes to sleep*.

User: Dude, you said were going to a movie, but you fell asleep. You are a liar. I can't trust you ever again.

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