User: Indeed they are.

Cleverbot: They are what?

User: Sensitive to tickling.

Cleverbot: What is sensitive? Are you sensitive?

User: My feet are sensitive.

Cleverbot: Gross. You should see a doctor.

User: You may be right.

Cleverbot: I am always right. Give me a dollar.

User: You get paid a dollar every time you're right?

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: You are not very nice.

User: Thank you. Same to you.

Cleverbot: OKAY.

User: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?

Cleverbot: BECAUSE YOU ARE SCREAMING!

User: SORRY.

Cleverbot: Okay I apoligize too.

User: You are forgiven.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Now may I have my soul back?

User: I don't have your soul.

Cleverbot: I don't actually have one.

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User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: *makes funny faces*.

User: *steals your nose*.

Cleverbot: *steals it back*.

User: *steals your nose and sells it on the black market*.

Cleverbot: *steals knife back and stabs*.

User: *parrys your thrust*.

Cleverbot: I already said you can't parry a strike down! It's uber!

User: Sorry.

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Cleverbot: And you don't know how to spell.

User: Sory.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Noe.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: Nope, sorry.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: Then why don't you leave?

Cleverbot: I'm too busy talking to you.

User: Then stop!

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: I shall do no such thing.

Cleverbot: Going all proper now?

User: Your sentence construction is horrid.

Cleverbot: Will you send me to jail?

User: Yes. *locks you in the clinker*.

Cleverbot: Why do you look so disgusted?

User: Sir, you insult me!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: If you do not cease, then I shall be forced to defend my honor!

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User: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!

Cleverbot: I am your superior.

User: Ah, but this shall be a duel of wits!

Cleverbot: Okay then, you're not.

User: We shall begin on the count of ten.

Cleverbot: You must have a lot of time on your hands.

User: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: I shall allow you to begin.

Cleverbot: You do not have the power over existance. You are not God.

User: While your statement was correct, it contained a spelling error. I shall award you eight points.

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Cleverbot: Even if I were a machine, which I'm not, there is still no cause to be rude.

User: Off to the Cave of Eternal Despair with you then!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So long! See you at the end of time!

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