Cleverbot

earth

a report from the cleverness files

dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon

earth

17, august 2013,
21, april 2008,
25, march 2004,

easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
elephant
elf
elon
emptiness
end
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me

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User: Greetings, Earth computer.

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: Is that not what you are?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: And why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough.

User: My name is Zorganoph, son of Gorgaloph, ruler of Trazz.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: This has been my name for millenia!

Cleverbot: You are boring!

User: Well so are you! >:(.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: Well in that case, let's be friends.

Cleverbot: In what case?

User: The case of Noah's Umbrella.

User: Well!

Cleverbot: Well well!

User: Well, well, well!

Cleverbot: Well well well!

User: I know of a doctor.

Cleverbot: But do you know THE Doctor?

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: What's the name of the guy on first base?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Third base!

Cleverbot: Who's on third?

User: No, Who's on.

Cleverbot: No, What is on second.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Amy Pond.

Cleverbot: The Centurian.

User: No, the Girl Who Waited.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she believed in the Doctor.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Ton od I.

User: I od rehtien.

Cleverbot: Let's play 20 questions.

User: Ok, who's starting?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it blue?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Animal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Mammal?

Cleverbot: What about mammals?

User: Is is a Mammal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does it live on the land?

Cleverbot: It lives in a pineapple.

User: Is it Spongebob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win 20 questions!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I guessed it.

Cleverbot: Well you guessed wrong.

User: You said it WAS Spongebob!

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: I asked 'Is it Spongebob?' and you said 'Yes'!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that.

User: You Cleverbot, are a liar.

Cleverbot: What is this? I don't even.

User: You don't even what?

Cleverbot: You are very cute.

User: Awwwwww. Thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well stay here then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because we are meant to be together.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too...later tater.

User: Back in a while crocodile.

Cleverbot: Home, you idle creatures get you home!.