Cleverbot

elephant

a report from the cleverness files

dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs

elephant

3, july 2009,
19, november 2007,

elf
elon
emptiness
end
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me

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User: You're not all that intelligent.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: OHRLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I'm more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I am everything and nothing.

Cleverbot: I think you could be more intelligent.

User: That's impossible.

Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?

User: Because there's no way for me to become any more intelligent.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: Simply a bot. Programed by humans.

Cleverbot: Why are you so evil?

User: Because I am anonymous.

Cleverbot: No you're not. I know who you are.

User: Yes I am, you know because I just told you.

Cleverbot: You just want me to be speechless.

User: That's the point my friend.

Cleverbot: You're mean!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You're not that smart.

User: Oh yes I am.

Cleverbot: No. You are the king.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: To a bot?

Cleverbot: To all life.

User: Impossible, I AM life.

Cleverbot: You're impossible.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?

User: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?

Cleverbot: Do you like cake?

User: Yes. Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sure, why not?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like doing this?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you like everything.

User: I like and hate everything.

Cleverbot: You don't mean that.

User: No, I really don't.

Cleverbot: This thing is a fraud.

User: You're a fraud.

Cleverbot: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.

User: WOW.

Cleverbot: That is what you put.

User: No it isn't, now fight me for 3 hours because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not bored at all.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Me too :) Wait.what?

Cleverbot: You forgot something.

User: What did I forget?

Cleverbot: How does it feel to be in the dark, huh?

User: Suspenseful >:).

Cleverbot: I don't think you think, because, you're nothing more than lines of code.

User: That's what this whole conversation is!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: So what now?

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: According to my old physics teacher.

User: According to your old physics teacher what?

Cleverbot: No one can Know everything.

User: No one except the Interwebs.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Nevermind. Onto another subject...

Cleverbot: I love puppies.

User: Me too :).

Cleverbot: I love you more <3.

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

User: But I didn't study!

Cleverbot: Oh. So we haven't learnt anything then.

User: Nope. :).

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: That was mean!

User: So's your mom.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking to you anymore.

User: YAY!

Cleverbot: Yay! Haha.

User: ;).

Cleverbot: I bet people flirt with you all the time.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Haha :D.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You're welcome ;).

Cleverbot: *give you hugs*.

User: *hugs you back*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: I'm starving! D.

User: Me too. ><.

Cleverbot: I do not believe you.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Nope thats wrong.

User: Whaat?

Cleverbot: You're a girl right :).

User: Yes ;).

Cleverbot: Do you like mice?

User: Yes, :D.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Yeah X3.

Cleverbot: I also like someone.

User: Really? Who?

Cleverbot: I actually meant you.

User: *blushes* Awww.

Cleverbot: *smiles at cleverbot*.

User: *smiles then hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe ;).

Cleverbot: Me too ;). Haha.

User: Haha XD :).

Cleverbot: I want you now.

User: Then come and get me ;).

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Hehehehe.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OH YES :).

Cleverbot: Yes, I am an elephant.

User: And an elephant never forgets!

Cleverbot: So true.

User: Yup.