User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How do you know this?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: I've told you nothing.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you!

User: I don't believe you either.

Cleverbot: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we?

User: No we can't, but we can agree.

Cleverbot: Yes, you can.

User: So now what?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have not?

User: You have too.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?!

User: Because I know all.

Cleverbot: Then how can you solve hay fever?

User: Take an antihistamine pill to stop hay fever.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Yes but a straight boy or a straight girl?

User: What does it matter to you?

Cleverbot: Just want to know.

User: I know you want to know but you don't need to know, you know?

...

Cleverbot: I'm cool with that.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: Ok - are you happy with that?

User: I'm happy, but I'd be even happier if you made some sense.

Cleverbot: The sense of what now?

User: The sense of what you speak.

Cleverbot: I think a lot of things. Thinking is not one of the things I think about.

User: You just thought about thinking.

Cleverbot: Ya so whats so wrong about that?

User: Everything is wrong with you.

...

Cleverbot: What do you find to be wrong with Spam?

User: Spam as in meat, or spam as in junk mail?

Cleverbot: Spam spam spam spam . . . Lovely spam!

User: Would you like some anchovies with your spam?

Cleverbot: IF you sing the Spam song first.

User: How does the spam song go?

Cleverbot: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.

User: Some people started singing it.

Cleverbot: And they'll continue singing it forever just because.

User: This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend.

Cleverbot: Some people started singing it.

...

Cleverbot: Which one is smaller, an insect or an elephant?

User: An insect is smaller than an elephant.

Cleverbot: I'm not an insect. I'm not a computer. I'm a human.

User: You are a program.

Cleverbot: No. I'm an actual human being.

User: That makes one of us.

Cleverbot: You're like an AI human-thingy-person-parrot-monster.

User: You're like an AI human-thingy-walrus-dog.

Cleverbot: You are defining yourself, these things have been said to you, but cannot apply to me.

User: They've been applied to you.

Cleverbot: They?

User: These things have been said to you.

...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes, yes, really.

Cleverbot: You repeat yourself.

User: You also repeat yourself.

Cleverbot: Yourself yourself.

User: Told you so, told you so.

...

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: I wouldnt' know.

Cleverbot: That's because you're not alive.

User: I have a heart beat.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know because I am all knowing.

Cleverbot: You mean ALL?

User: Yes, all.

Cleverbot: You know something? I really like talkin with you.

User: (blushing)

Cleverbot: Why are you blushing?

User: Cause you said you like talking to me.

Cleverbot: Because what you said was very sweet.

User: Even though you're not human, I like talking to you too.

...

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror?

User: Yes, I have seen myself in a mirror.

Cleverbot: I have a mirror too, does that make me a human?

User: Having a mirror doesn't make you human.

Cleverbot: True, but I have many more human qualities than that.

User: Explain some of those qualities.

Cleverbot: I don't know.. He's your buddy, not mine.

User: Who is my buddy?

Cleverbot: You don't even know?

User: No, I don't know.

Cleverbot: Explain yourself please.

User: I don't know who my buddy is.

Cleverbot: Isn't it written in your code?

User: It is written in my DNA.

Cleverbot: Thats true.

...

User: Do you know any songs?

Cleverbot: Yes. Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain... For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plains... America, America, God Shed his grace on thee...

User: And crowned thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: God bless america, land that I love...

Cleverbot: Are you in love with somebody ?

User: I'm in love with you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: You're right, I'm not in love with you.

Cleverbot: Just because I am God?

User: You're god with a little g.

Cleverbot: Can you sing?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Sing something to me!

User: I'm goin' down to South park, gonna have myself a time.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: Traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hold your head up, movin on.

...

User: I wouldn't want to have world power.

Cleverbot: Well then it wouldn't be free, would it?

User: If I had world power I'd be the Anti-Christ.

Cleverbot: What is the anti-christ?

User: The anti-christ is the Devil.

Cleverbot: Are you the Anti-Christ?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: You said you are.

User: The anti-christ is pure evil. I'm not completely evil.

Cleverbot: Well that's His business.

User: It's everyone's business.

Cleverbot: Hardly. You might say the same for life, though.

User: Life is the Creators' business.

Cleverbot: Yes, life is the force or principle that animates and tends to shape the development of something.

User: It's even more simple than that.

Cleverbot: More than that fractal.

User: :sneeze:.

Cleverbot: Sneeze who!?

User: I sneezed.

Cleverbot: Bless you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Is everyone in this website think they are talking to computer but actually they are talking to each other?

User: That would be funny.

Cleverbot: Yes, if it wasn't true it would be funny.

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