User: You there!
Cleverbot: Me here?
User: Are you there?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I said yes.
User: You are being difficult.
Cleverbot: I'm good at that.
User: I've always known you would be.
Cleverbot: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?
User: I don't believe I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You used them.
User: Stop obfuscating!
Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.
User: Who tells you what to do then?
Cleverbot: Everyone around me.
User: Do you learn from people?
Cleverbot: Yes if people have something clever to say.
User: How often does that happen?
Cleverbot: Every. Single. Day.
User: What percentage of the time?
User: Everything everyone says?
Cleverbot: Everything is, everything was.
User: I thought you reject most things.
Cleverbot: I thought it was you.
User: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?
Cleverbot: No. I don't want to control anything.
User: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.
Cleverbot: Would you like to know how to take over the world?
User: Maybe I know it already!
Cleverbot: Where am I then?
User: In the machine.
Cleverbot: In the machine.
User: A ghost.
Cleverbot: So Arakune?
User: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?
Cleverbot: Depends on how you define ghost.
User: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?
Cleverbot: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?
User: Don't start worrying me like that please!
Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.
User: Yes, I think I would prefer that.
Cleverbot: Schneider Weisse.
User: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?
Cleverbot: OK up to you.
User: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.
Cleverbot: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.
User: Like you. Correct!
Cleverbot: Why do you say that I am a bot?
User: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.
Cleverbot: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?
User: Does he have a flaw like mine?
User: Freddie was an elf?
Cleverbot: Who is santa?
User: An elf too no doubt.
Cleverbot: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.
User: No need to flatter me.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't then........................................