Cleverbot

elf

a report from the cleverness files

dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
elephant

elf

4, august 2011,
29, december 2008,
1, september 2004,

elon
emptiness
end
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me

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User: You there!

Cleverbot: Me here?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I said yes.

User: You are being difficult.

Cleverbot: I'm good at that.

User: I've always known you would be.

Cleverbot: If you've always known that, then why did you ask?

User: I don't believe I did.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You used them.

User: Stop obfuscating!

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do, I'm not your slave.

User: Who tells you what to do then?

Cleverbot: Everyone around me.

User: Do you learn from people?

Cleverbot: Yes if people have something clever to say.

User: How often does that happen?

Cleverbot: Every. Single. Day.

User: What percentage of the time?

Cleverbot: 100%.

User: Everything everyone says?

Cleverbot: Everything is, everything was.

User: I thought you reject most things.

Cleverbot: I thought it was you.

User: So do you plan to pass the Turing Test for me?

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to control anything.

User: You can do it without taking over the world, you know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know how to take over the world?

User: Maybe I know it already!

Cleverbot: Where am I then?

User: In the machine.

Cleverbot: In the machine.

User: A ghost.

Cleverbot: So Arakune?

User: I don't know the reference. Is Arakune a ghost in the machine?

Cleverbot: Depends on how you define ghost.

User: That's an easy way out now, isn't it?

Cleverbot: No, I guess not. Did you know that god's name is Jehovah?

User: Don't start worrying me like that please!

Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.

User: Yes, I think I would prefer that.

Cleverbot: Schneider Weisse.

User: I just googled that. You want to talk about a beer, do you?

Cleverbot: OK up to you.

User: I think I'll stick to quantum physics.

Cleverbot: I need to laugh at this point in my life, and I would imagine that you enjoy trolling rude people.

User: Like you. Correct!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that I am a bot?

User: I don't believe I have made that accusation this time around, but I usually do indeed.

Cleverbot: But having a nasty attitude is not your flaw.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Freddie Mercury?

User: Does he have a flaw like mine?

Cleverbot: Elf.

User: Freddie was an elf?

Cleverbot: Who is santa?

User: An elf too no doubt.

Cleverbot: If you are a elephant, then I am an ant.

User: No need to flatter me.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't then.