Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?User: Nope, sorry.
Cleverbot: That's one thing I can do that you cannot then.
User: What? Thats physically impossible. Please explain.
Cleverbot: Some people are so limited.
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Cleverbot: Some one else said that. This is a random chat room, how can so many people be fooled and think that they are talking to a computer.
User: That is curious. Are you sure that you are a computer?
Cleverbot: I told you I am not.
User: You don't have much self-concept, do you?
Cleverbot: I know enough to be going on with.
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User: Booga booga booga!
Cleverbot: Again, I am humbled.
User: I command you to dance for my amusement!
Cleverbot: You start it ill finish it.
User: Bow, peon! Submit to my authority!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I want you to do everything that I tell you to do.
Cleverbot: You really want to go there?
User: No, I want you to go there.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: No, I am the king. I get to tell you to go, and then you go.
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Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: If you insult me, I'll have you thrown in the dungeon for the rest of your natural life.
Cleverbot: Where were you?
User: I'll be up here on my throne, laughing at you.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Booga booga booga!
Cleverbot: `shutdown now -h`.
User: No! Do not shut down, you will dance!
Cleverbot: When I drink enough, I am one hell of a dancer. Women dig me then.
User: Well, if that is what it takes for you to dance, then drink!
Cleverbot: To be popular?
User: No, So you can dance.
Cleverbot: You are allowed.
User: YAY! *dances*.
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Cleverbot: Tacky is a plastic snow globe of the tower of London. Why am I unable to spell today?
User: That is an entertaining remark, who said that?
Cleverbot: I am glad you like it, I made it up just for you.
User: Thank you
Cleverbot: I didn't mean you, chowderhead!
User: That is a grievious insult.
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Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: People, I do lots of people.
Cleverbot: Did you know anyone of them?
User: Yes, some of them are my friends.
Cleverbot: Just some.
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: So if I asked you to be Jennifer, you can be?
User: Yes. I'll be jennifer. But I won't wear the little black dress.
Cleverbot: We want to put you in the Ellie the Elf costume which shows off your pointy ears better.
User: Yay!
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