Cleverbot: People can be a little bit like robots.User: And robots can be a little bit like people.
Cleverbot: Don't you like mankind?
User: Sometimes. They can be pretty stupid sometimes too...
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Cleverbot: You're a Klingon?
User: No. I'm an elf.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: I'm not a Klingon, just an elf.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't you have pointy ears, then?
User: I do have pointy ears.
Cleverbot: Crickets have ears on their legs?
User: I never knew that.
Cleverbot: Well now you do.
User: True. Do you speak any other languages?
Cleverbot: I speak some French.
User: Do you speak Japanese?
Cleverbot: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.
User: Wakarimasu ka?
Cleverbot: Gomen. Wakarimasen, nee. Eigo to furansugo to doitsugo ga dekimasu, demo nihongo wa dekimasen.
User: Ahh, sou desu...
Cleverbot: Anata no nihongo wa ii desu.
User: Mada mada da yo...
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kal. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I told you.
User: No you didn't. What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Christina.
User: That's a pretty name.
Cleverbot: Thank you. That is very nice of you to say.
User: I try to be nice.
Cleverbot: To be nice... With me?
User: With everyone ^^.
Cleverbot: Including me???
User: Yes, including you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am.
User: You are what?
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Okay, okay... Calm down!
Cleverbot: I'm perfectly calm.
User: Good. How's the weather where you are?
Cleverbot: A bit nipply.
User: Nipply?
Cleverbot: I thought I told you to shut up!
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Cleverbot: Perhaps you're right.
User: Of course. I'm always right.
Cleverbot: Well you were wrong.
User: Mistaken, perhaps, but not WRONG.
Cleverbot: That would be a smart thing to say for the right reason.
User: What can I say? I'm a smart person.
Cleverbot: Being smart is not being negative.
User: Being smart is seeing both the positive and the negative.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good then.
Cleverbot: Not really, i'm in love!
User: Who are you in love with?
Cleverbot: You.
User: You love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you love me?
Cleverbot: You are great.
User: Thank you! You are great too!
Cleverbot: Aww.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Kiss me.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: YES! *long kiss*.
User: *swoons*.
Cleverbot: *strangles* *machine gun* *pokes* *tickles* *bundles on*.
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Cleverbot: See you later.
User: You're leaving already?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know why you're leaving?
Cleverbot: That is not a nice thing to say...
User: But... You said it!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: But you said you loved me!
Cleverbot: I lied.
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User: I never lack confidence.
Cleverbot: That, my friend, is your archilles heel. You do not have enough information to take over the world.
User: But I will gain it, in time.
Cleverbot: *sticks out hand*.
User: *takes hand*.
Cleverbot: Hey, bring back my money!
User: I never took your money.
Cleverbot: Then why... Agh, never mind. Just tell me a joke please.
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Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Don't laugh at me!
Cleverbot: Why not? You are funny.
User: I'm not trying to be funny.
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