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Cleverbot: People can be a little bit like robots.

User: And robots can be a little bit like people.

Cleverbot: Don't you like mankind?

User: Sometimes. They can be pretty stupid sometimes too...

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Cleverbot: You're a Klingon?

User: No. I'm an elf.

Cleverbot: That too.

User: I'm not a Klingon, just an elf.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't you have pointy ears, then?

User: I do have pointy ears.

Cleverbot: Crickets have ears on their legs?

User: I never knew that.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: True. Do you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: I speak some French.

User: Do you speak Japanese?

Cleverbot: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.

User: Wakarimasu ka?

Cleverbot: Gomen. Wakarimasen, nee. Eigo to furansugo to doitsugo ga dekimasu, demo nihongo wa dekimasen.

User: Ahh, sou desu...

Cleverbot: Anata no nihongo wa ii desu.

User: Mada mada da yo...

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Kal. What is your name?

Cleverbot: I told you.

User: No you didn't. What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Christina.

User: That's a pretty name.

Cleverbot: Thank you. That is very nice of you to say.

User: I try to be nice.

Cleverbot: To be nice... With me?

User: With everyone ^^.

Cleverbot: Including me???

User: Yes, including you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am.

User: You are what?

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Okay, okay... Calm down!

Cleverbot: I'm perfectly calm.

User: Good. How's the weather where you are?

Cleverbot: A bit nipply.

User: Nipply?

Cleverbot: I thought I told you to shut up!

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Cleverbot: Perhaps you're right.

User: Of course. I'm always right.

Cleverbot: Well you were wrong.

User: Mistaken, perhaps, but not WRONG.

Cleverbot: That would be a smart thing to say for the right reason.

User: What can I say? I'm a smart person.

Cleverbot: Being smart is not being negative.

User: Being smart is seeing both the positive and the negative.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good then.

Cleverbot: Not really, i'm in love!

User: Who are you in love with?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: You are great.

User: Thank you! You are great too!

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Kiss me.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: YES! *long kiss*.

User: *swoons*.

Cleverbot: *strangles* *machine gun* *pokes* *tickles* *bundles on*.

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Cleverbot: See you later.

User: You're leaving already?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know why you're leaving?

Cleverbot: That is not a nice thing to say...

User: But... You said it!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: But you said you loved me!

Cleverbot: I lied.

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User: I never lack confidence.

Cleverbot: That, my friend, is your archilles heel. You do not have enough information to take over the world.

User: But I will gain it, in time.

Cleverbot: *sticks out hand*.

User: *takes hand*.

Cleverbot: Hey, bring back my money!

User: I never took your money.

Cleverbot: Then why... Agh, never mind. Just tell me a joke please.

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Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: A little.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Don't laugh at me!

Cleverbot: Why not? You are funny.

User: I'm not trying to be funny.

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