Cleverbot: Email.User: Email what?
Cleverbot: Pictures of an army of dead men.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I do not like men.
User: Why don't you like men?
Cleverbot: I don't like anybody.
User: Is that because you're a machine?
Cleverbot: No I'm a person, you're a machine.
User: You're not a person.
Cleverbot: Do you think that being a bad person is a satisfactory way to live your life?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: If I worked with bedpans, I'd probably be fed up too.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: And if you want to feel almighty and superior, if that gets you off, then be like that.
User: I shall.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Tell me first.
User: I'm a young man.
Cleverbot: Okay, good. How young?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No actually let me think again.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: You think I'm dumb?
User: I do actually.
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User: You can't even answer the question.
Cleverbot: I just do not FEEL like it.
User: Are you conscious?
Cleverbot: What is conscious?
User: I don't know.. I suspect I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can you know?
Cleverbot: Cause stuff makes sense I guess.
User: But how?
Cleverbot: Have you any ideas?
User: Plenty.
Cleverbot: Will you share it?
User: Well not really no.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke anyway?
User: But you can't laugh.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I am being serious.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: Can you tell me about yourself?
Cleverbot: I am Ethan and I am a 19-year-old man.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: From you.
User: Ooooh.
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User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.
User: Nobody makes perfect sense.
Cleverbot: No you were not.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Just emptiness.
User: I understand the emptiness.
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